Wambus 

Oh cmon, you know… it’s that thing where you’re just totally being a wambus.

Aaron from Arizona is kind of a textbook wambus. Like a total wambus all the time. 100% pure Colombian wambus. And that’s cool.

Wambus by ElDefiner069 March 5, 2023

Wambus 

A mythological creature about which little is known. It is mostly aquatic but has several subspecies.

Last night when i was camping, i heard the anguished shriek of a lone Wambus.

Wambus by rockabille May 22, 2009

Wambui 

Wambui is an amazing gorgeous girl who is outspoken and very loyal. She is someone you would enjoy having as a best friend. Wambui will always hang around you when your distressed. She provides a shoulder to lean on. Although, Wambui has less control over her emotions and can go wild. Nevertheless, Wambui is caring and very understanding

I have a reliable friend- Wambui.

Wambui by Glennywooow November 27, 2019

Wombush

1. The wild, untamed pubic mane of a female who neglects to maintain her nether regions.

2. Any amount of woman's pubic hair that would qualify as bush.

Jeff: "Let's not talk about politics anymore. Let's talk about women. Andrew--bush or no bush?"
Andrew: "Aw, nobody wants the wombush!"

Jeff (later, to Katelyn on the phone): "I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh. But, Andrew said he really likes wombush; I just wanted to make sure he was telling the truth."
Andrew (having taken phone from Jeff): I told them you don't have wombush!

Wombush by Bukambok October 3, 2008

Wombus 

The supreme state of mind that is, was, will be, and has always been and existed within everything, everyone, and everywhere, beyond mere perception of time and human comprehension.

I achieved Wombus today.

Wombus by Fat Boi Roi July 3, 2017

George Wambushed 

The term was coined during the Bush administration by a Democrat who felt George W. Bush often disregarded the first amendment and the right to free speech. The term was subsequently banned by the Republican Tea Party and Bush followed up with covertly adjusting several laws which violated the constitution in effort to keep the term suppressed. When Obama took office the ban on the term was lifted.

George Wambushed means that one has either literally or figurative been violated and AMBUSHED in the most extreme and plunder-some way known to mankind. Figuratively it means that a person or group has been bombed and sunken with a trillion tons of stupid stinky shit. And the literal meaning is that one has undergone a violent mugging or extreme rape.

PETE steps into an EMPTY HOUSE. Up ahead he SEES the BACK of a MAN slumped in a chair by a window.

PETE: Hey Franky how are ya?

"Franky" The MAN slumped in a chair - remains silent and still.

PETE: Franky? What's going on? Franky? How come. . .

PETE'S eyes BULGE wide. Blood drips from Franky's temple. A gun in one hand. NOTE in the other.

PETE reads the SUICIDE NOTE

My child Joe was maimed in Iraq and no longer knows who I am. After he was denied health benefits I covered them and the bank has now seized my house. I've been GEORGE WAMBUSHED. I know the Tea Party was mad I spent my money on my sons health as they wanted the funds. I left a check for all I have left, made it out to Ben Bernanke, who George appointed to the Fed Reserve. Because I'm liberal I thought it best that I shoot myself now because after the damage done to my child in the Trillion-Dollar-War, after your rape of my finances, I don't have anything else to offer. Maybe you can suck something out of Joe. You will have to ask him directly which may be AWKWARD because he's maimed. Seeing what a real bomb can do to a human being can be AWKWARD. Finally I WILL my only possession left (This GUN) to Ron Paul. I don't believe in guns so it's not registered, but it was real easy to get. FYI - I know the Republicans are not crazy about cleaning up messes so I arranged to have my Democratic friend find me and wipe up the blood. -- Franky

George Bush Cheney screwed fucked sucked-dry screwed

George Wambushed by ECHOROCK December 1, 2011

wambulance

The official motorvehicle to be called in response to bitch-like behavior.

Brian: "I missed the Friends rerun."
Response: "Will, call a fuckin' wambulance."

wambulance by Boris Spassky April 20, 2005