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A four-sided triangle. Also impossible to draw.
When my Algebra 2 teacher said that there is no such thing as a four-sided triangle I simply drew him a wumbus.
Wumbus by freebirdthemonk January 26, 2011
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Wumbus • wumpus • Wombus • Wambus • wimbus • Wombush • wumbasha • wumbass • Wumbular • Wumgus
a person who never understands the person he or she is talking to and always goes off topic
"hey John, can you roll up the mat?"
"so the other day I was walking in the park and-"
"jesus christ, you're such a wumbus"
wumbus by wunglehumber March 15, 2022
The shape made by the outline of an ice cream cone with a scoop of ice cream in it.
Mother: What is your favorite shape?
Child: A wumbus!
Wumbus by hayleybrooke November 27, 2012
A term used to describe many different things and it can have its meaning altered to mean something else in a different context.
This word is its own language.
Person: 'What a Wumbus'
Other Person: 'Yes very such Wumbus'
Wumbus by SirWumbus September 21, 2020
The true hero and mascot of Discord. Sometimes trips over cables and causes parts of Discord to go offline.
"Wumpus tripped during his morning cereal run," @discordapp tweeted.
Wumpus by discord is my city August 12, 2018
1. The wild, untamed pubic mane of a female who neglects to maintain her nether regions.

2. Any amount of woman's pubic hair that would qualify as bush.
Jeff: "Let's not talk about politics anymore. Let's talk about women. Andrew--bush or no bush?"
Andrew: "Aw, nobody wants the wombush!"

Jeff (later, to Katelyn on the phone): "I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh. But, Andrew said he really likes wombush; I just wanted to make sure he was telling the truth."
Andrew (having taken phone from Jeff): I told them you don't have wombush!
Wombush by Bukambok October 3, 2008
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