A term used to describe many different things and it can have its meaning altered to mean something else in a different context.
This word is its own language.
1. The wild, untamed pubic mane of a female who neglects to maintain her nether regions.
2. Any amount of woman's pubic hair that would qualify as bush.
Jeff: "Let's not talk about politics anymore. Let's talk about women. Andrew--bush or no bush?"
Andrew: "Aw, nobody wants the wombush!"
Jeff (later, to Katelyn on the phone): "I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh. But, Andrew said he really likes wombush; I just wanted to make sure he was telling the truth."
Andrew (having taken phone from Jeff): I told them you don't have wombush!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.