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Wombush

1. The wild, untamed pubic mane of a female who neglects to maintain her nether regions.

2. Any amount of woman's pubic hair that would qualify as bush.
Jeff: "Let's not talk about politics anymore. Let's talk about women. Andrew--bush or no bush?"
Andrew: "Aw, nobody wants the wombush!"

Jeff (later, to Katelyn on the phone): "I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh. But, Andrew said he really likes wombush; I just wanted to make sure he was telling the truth."
Andrew (having taken phone from Jeff): I told them you don't have wombush!
by Bukambok October 3, 2008
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Wombus

The supreme state of mind that is, was, will be, and has always been and existed within everything, everyone, and everywhere, beyond mere perception of time and human comprehension.
I achieved Wombus today.
by Fat Boi Roi July 3, 2017
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George Wambushed

The term was coined during the Bush administration by a Democrat who felt George W. Bush often disregarded the first amendment and the right to free speech. The term was subsequently banned by the Republican Tea Party and Bush followed up with covertly adjusting several laws which violated the constitution in effort to keep the term suppressed. When Obama took office the ban on the term was lifted.

George Wambushed means that one has either literally or figurative been violated and AMBUSHED in the most extreme and plunder-some way known to mankind. Figuratively it means that a person or group has been bombed and sunken with a trillion tons of stupid stinky shit. And the literal meaning is that one has undergone a violent mugging or extreme rape.
PETE steps into an EMPTY HOUSE. Up ahead he SEES the BACK of a MAN slumped in a chair by a window.

PETE: Hey Franky how are ya?

"Franky" The MAN slumped in a chair - remains silent and still.

PETE: Franky? What's going on? Franky? How come. . .

PETE'S eyes BULGE wide. Blood drips from Franky's temple. A gun in one hand. NOTE in the other.

PETE reads the SUICIDE NOTE

My child Joe was maimed in Iraq and no longer knows who I am. After he was denied health benefits I covered them and the bank has now seized my house. I've been GEORGE WAMBUSHED. I know the Tea Party was mad I spent my money on my sons health as they wanted the funds. I left a check for all I have left, made it out to Ben Bernanke, who George appointed to the Fed Reserve. Because I'm liberal I thought it best that I shoot myself now because after the damage done to my child in the Trillion-Dollar-War, after your rape of my finances, I don't have anything else to offer. Maybe you can suck something out of Joe. You will have to ask him directly which may be AWKWARD because he's maimed. Seeing what a real bomb can do to a human being can be AWKWARD. Finally I WILL my only possession left (This GUN) to Ron Paul. I don't believe in guns so it's not registered, but it was real easy to get. FYI - I know the Republicans are not crazy about cleaning up messes so I arranged to have my Democratic friend find me and wipe up the blood. -- Franky

George Bush Cheney screwed fucked sucked-dry screwed
by ECHOROCK December 1, 2011
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wombshifter

A wombshifter is a man who is so large that he shifts the position of a woman's womb while engaging in sexual intercourse.
Girl: "That man was so huge, I felt my guts being pushed against the my insides."

Girls Friend: "Yes, they don't call him a wombshifter for nothing."
by Mandingo10+ September 20, 2011
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Wombish

Feeling comfort & warmth; as a baby feels protected and secure in a mother's womb.
"When you hold me in your arms, it makes me feel very wombish"

"Your sweater looks wombish today"
by Lucynicole April 29, 2009
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Wombus

when a woman has a rhombus shaped womb, implying she's a dysfunctional slut
Man, I plowed that girl last night, definitely had a wombus
by Rhina March 8, 2016
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Wombus

An extremely large or fat person that makes you feel jolly because they dont realize. they think they have friends in most cases, and sometimes do, as they are so very friendly. people dont like being mean to them.
Santa Clause.

OR

girl: ewwww andy just said he likes me

best friend: uh why do you talk to him? Wombus.. seriously. he is.

girl: well yeah.. but hes so nice. i like texting him:)

best friend: okay sounds like a plan, he makes me feel jolly.
by heheimabitch September 10, 2010
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