walbus

A small fuzz ball

Yo I just yanked a walbus out me hair

walbus by anonymous October 4, 2020

walrus' walnuts 

Being exceptional and successful, being at the top of your game, being all that and a bag of chips, being hot shit on a silver platter.

After scoring that big promotion at the office, Trevor got all puffed up and thought he was the walrus' walnuts.

walrus' walnuts by giraffe-o October 12, 2012

Chapped Walrus

A Chapped Walrus is a really crusty and musty camal toe/moose nuckle.

Guy#1 : Dude look at her!
Guy#2 : What's wrong with her?
Guy#1 : She's got a Chapped Walrus!
Guy#2 : Ewww that's gross she probably has ebola or something.

Chapped Walrus by leopoldoYjose_FromSpanishClass February 21, 2015

Walrus Shuffle 

A nefarious sex act in which one partner karate chops the other in the trachea causing him or her to make involuntary walrus like noises. While the victim gasps and gurgles for their life, the shuffler takes advantage of his or her disadvantageous state, vengefully eating out the vulnerable and pulsating asshole of their victim, to the sweet sweet sound of walrus music at the sea shore.

I had to buy a turtle neck for my old lady to cover up her walrus shuffle marks. I feel shame and pride at the same time. I never thought I'd have to pay money for a turtleneck...ever.

Walrus Shuffle by johnny weekend June 26, 2012

Overenthusiastic Walrus

When a woman is giving oral to two guys at the same time standing on either side of her, facing inwards. The two men's phallic appendages give the appearance of the woman having tusks which results in comedic appearance.

That boy, Shrez, loved to give a mean Overenthusiastic Walrus.

Overenthusiastic Walrus by Walrus <3er February 9, 2009

Sad Walrus 

A man that has a walrus mustache and is always sad no matter what the situation. For Example CoolPenguin from Caffeine.

The Sad Walrus is not laughing at the funniest videos.

Sad Walrus by WordsthatareRandom May 15, 2019

Soggy Walburn 

The act of receiving a golden shower through a glory hole in a public urinal

Hey look that guy is soaking wet, he must have just received a Soggy Walburn

Soggy Walburn by ExAmboHugeThighs November 26, 2015