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waltercation

A useless argument that nobody understands when you are drunk or under the influence of alcohol. Typically between someone named Walt and a handicap man in a wheel chair.
I was playing bingo when a waltercation happened because of a calling of a ball didn't happen. After further waltercation the bingo player had to wheel himself out the door
waltercation by Slinkygun73 May 12, 2016

Waltercation

A fight that happens in Walmart. Sometimes verbal, sometimes physical, aways white trashy.
I got into a dang Waltercation in Omaha, Nebraska.
Waltercation by Bonedaddddy February 3, 2023

altercation 

He was suspended for an altercation with another student.
altercation by Ian2 June 29, 2007

Waterbation

Using a showerhead or tub faucet to masturbate with water.
Sorry, I'm late. I was home trying waterbation.
Waterbation by Sean_7 October 23, 2011

altercationsaurus 

A dinosaur that is often found at senior parties in imaginary towns. The altercationsaurus is often responsible for the intoxication of otherwise innocent teenagers. This intoxication will occasionally lead to said teenager hitting an olympic athlete, rendering them crippled and maimed and leading to multi-million dollar lawsuits.

Altercationsaurus can also be found following around large mobs of deer, leading to speculation regarding whether or not the olympic runner was, in fact, hit by a car and not an altercationsaurus.

Further speculation regarding a pending court case would be irresponsible.

I am not a video camera.
The altercationsaurus got Peyton soooo wasted last night. I heard she hit a runner!!!
altercationsaurus by Kerry Knox March 12, 2010

altercation 

a term used by the 6pm local news reporters to differentiate a fight amongst blacks and a fight amongst whites.....
"witnesses say that an altercation took place outside Popeye's Chicken on n.e 14th st in Overtown, just north of downtown Miami, when the manager of the establishment accused Lebron of soliciting customers to refill his foughty bottle with 0range flavored High C from the drink dispenser."

"u/m students jeffery frasier and mark wallingford got into a brawl when wallingfords ex girlfriend Marie Relva admitted that she barked like a bitch when when frasier banged her in the booty"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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