Saltercation

When to people get in an argument or fight because one or more of them is salty

(Girl 1 bumps into girl 2 in the hallway)
Girl 1: Why you runnin into people like that? (The Salty one)
Girl 2: I didn't do nuthin!
Girl 1: Bitch, you lyin!
(They start cat fighting)
Guy: Damn, look at that SalteRcation
Guy 2: Right?!

by crazy_staniel March 19, 2013

saltercation

A loud to-do over whether and/or how much powdered sodium-chloride is added to someone's food, and/or whether da person chooses menu-items dat contain this tasty-but-unhealthy-in-excess seasoning.

Anytime you have one or more health-food hippies at a dinner-table along with a number of just-ye-typical-diet-consuming folks, there's always a decided risk of saltercations.

by QuacksO December 11, 2022

waltercation

When you mother's new boyfriend named Walt, who thinks he is the man of the house, gets into an altercation with you.

I had another Waltercation today when I didn't take the trash out on time. It was the worst!

by Shotty772 May 30, 2009

altercation

School term for a fight.

He was suspended for an altercation with another student.

by Ian2 June 29, 2007

altercationsaurus

A dinosaur that is often found at senior parties in imaginary towns. The altercationsaurus is often responsible for the intoxication of otherwise innocent teenagers. This intoxication will occasionally lead to said teenager hitting an olympic athlete, rendering them crippled and maimed and leading to multi-million dollar lawsuits.

Altercationsaurus can also be found following around large mobs of deer, leading to speculation regarding whether or not the olympic runner was, in fact, hit by a car and not an altercationsaurus.

Further speculation regarding a pending court case would be irresponsible.

I am not a video camera.

The altercationsaurus got Peyton soooo wasted last night. I heard she hit a runner!!!

by Kerry Knox March 12, 2010

altercation

a term used by the 6pm local news reporters to differentiate a fight amongst blacks and a fight amongst whites.....

"witnesses say that an altercation took place outside Popeye's Chicken on n.e 14th st in Overtown, just north of downtown Miami, when the manager of the establishment accused Lebron of soliciting customers to refill his foughty bottle with 0range flavored High C from the drink dispenser."

"u/m students jeffery frasier and mark wallingford got into a brawl when wallingfords ex girlfriend Marie Relva admitted that she barked like a bitch when when frasier banged her in the booty"

by Stereotypically Correct April 4, 2016

altercation

a word black people on Judge Mathis and Judge Joe Brown love to use in place of the shorter word: fight often used multiple times in a very short period of time. also accompanied by use of the word incarceration

well uh, Judgejobrown... it was a previous altercation that resulted in the justification of my incarceration.

by wtsuck June 19, 2008