Wallsey

to relax immensly / to Chillax

man I've worked so hard lately i just need to Wallsey

by Wallsey June 30, 2011

walleye vision

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!

by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

Walleye Crue

1. A nefarious troupe of troubadours, whose mere presence causes people to go 'walleye'.

2. For comparison when no comparison is really possible, let's say your Uncle Lester thought he was the world's greatest lady's man. If Uncle Lester were to meet the Walleye Crue, he would be shamed so badly in the general conditions of manhood that he likely would methodically sit down his coffee, take off his 3-day old shatty diaper, put it on his head (straps forward) and enthusiastically dive into the deep part of a lake with a concrete block tied to his pinky toe.

e.g.
That Walleye Crue just jacked my hizzy and gave my wife a dirty sanchez and I like it!

by Mother Love Bone March 14, 2008

Walleye Militia

An organized force that is raised from a civil population in order to protect our lake and river systems for future generations.

I still can’t believe Johnny, the founder of the walleye militia, can’t fish for shit.

by TheWalleyeGuy February 18, 2020

Wallsexual

Someone who prefers sex with walls

Connor cannife is a wallsexual

by Dylan dunleavy July 16, 2018

Walley World

slang for Wal-Mart, implys that Wal-Mart has become a world within its self where you will see the same people buying the same crap everyday of the week.

I went to Walley World to buy nothing, but I bought a piece of crap that was made in China

by Terrance L. September 21, 2008

do a wellsey

fuck up big style, generally whilst doing something really easy.

"my god, he's done a wellsey" Bernie Klein 2004

by Bernie Klein May 24, 2004