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wallsend 

Wallsend is a small place in Newcastle and is well known for the large shopping centre called the Forum. The houses in wallsend are mainly council while some of the newly built houses are private. There are a few schools in wallsend including Burnside high school which is a very rough school and you will probably do drugs and crime and probobly get beaten up everytime you leave the gates if you go there. It is also a few stops on the metty from Howdon and The Meadowell , 2 very rough places to live , full of druggies and chavs. It is probably best to stay on the metty and head to Benton , Forest Hall and Longbenton. Much nicer places to live. But wallsend has to be best for shopping and people on the doul.
Mum: Want to go to wallsend to get some shopping in?
Son: Yeah can we go to the Forum?
Mum: Of coarse son we'll go to that sweet shop you like.
Son: Yes.
wallsend by newcastlelass March 6, 2009
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Wallsend 

Wallsend is a small place in Newcastle and is well known for the gardens that have literal jungles growing in them because not a single person can afford a grass cutter with the amount of benefits they get. It is renowned for the amound of slags and whores who live there. The houses in wallsend are mainly council while some of the newly built houses are private and full of judgmental slaggs . There are a few schools in wallsend including Burnside high school and Churchill community college which is a very rough school and you will probably do drugs and crime and probably get beaten up everytime you leave the gates if you go there. Attending either of these schools will most likely make you end up on benefits and being a teen parent. It is also a few stops on the metty from Howdon and The Meadowell , 2 of the roughest places to live , full of druggies and chavs. But wallsend has to be best for shopping and people on the doul. Not forgetting the legendary battle hill shops where every young lad or lass goes to to get their daily deal of tabs or smack. Some people often thing wallsend us full of zombies, but this is just the hardcore drugs these pua motherfuckas take.
“Did you head that young lass is pregnant”
“Aye, not another churchill parent from wallsend”
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Burnside Wallsend 

Burnside School (located in Wallsend) is a school that a whole bunch of benders and slags go too. If you send your kids off to Burnside it is most likely they will become a druggie or end up like johnny decker. PLEASE avoid this school.
Did u hear mike went to Burnside in Wallsend?
Yeah I think he's gonna end up like his dad.
I wouldn't be surprised.
Burnside Wallsend is the worst!

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