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I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie 

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Walkie Talkie Man 

1. An annoyingly catchy and fast-paced song by the group Steriogram. It's now in a commerical for iPods, making it even harder to escape.

2. A man with a walkie talkie! C'mon, if you needed me to tell you that, I reccomend that you begin your name with the word 'Special'.
1.

Well you're walkin and a talkin
And a movin and a groovin
And a hippin and a hoppin
And a pickin and a boppin
Those bods are being bad
You better take a stand
You gonna wake up that thing in your hand
You're looking all around
There is trouble to be found
Make sure when you find it you get to say it loud
Gotta code three
Need back up
Bring me
My bright pink fluro jacket

He's fat and he don't run too fast
But he's faster than me
Last night at the show we saw him
Going out of his tree

Well you're walkin and a talkin
You're my walkie talkie man
Well you're walkin and a talkin
Go Go Go Go

Well you're walkin and a talkin
And a freakin and a yellin
And a bossin and a speakin
And a lookin and a pointin
Always tell us what to do
With your high top shoes
And you wave your torch
With your black short shorts
Don't let em get away
Don't think they can play
Nail 'em to the wall
Cause you really need to say
Gotta code three
Need back up
Bring me
My bright pink fluro jacket

2. You need an example now? Here's an example: You're a fucking retard.
Walkie Talkie Man by Zach G. September 25, 2004

walkie talkie

an electronic device that uses radio waves to send sound messages to other people, who also have a walkie talkie.
me and stuey use our walkie talkies to have walkie talkie sex during 1st period.
walkie talkie by alton April 10, 2004

Walkie Talkie

Describes something that is awesome or is very cool.
Walkie Talkie by necrosoc October 17, 2009

Walkie Talkie

The act of giving or receiving a hand job while walking. Often received while trying to ignore the person giving.
Person 1: Dude I can't believe we haven't gotten there yet.
Person 2: Yeah I know man we been walking for hours
Person 3: * Sticks hand down person one's pants *
Person 1: What the hell I don't want a Walkie Talkie, were trying to get to Chipotle, chill.
Walkie Talkie by ESAPride June 9, 2011

Walkie-Talkie 

Someone who can talk to you until the end of time but doesn't have a driver's license.
Joe keeps bringing that Walkie-Talkie over here. I hate talking to her, she thinks she knows everything.
Walkie-Talkie by Hri7566 December 2, 2022
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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