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The only way to define stuey is with this rhyme. "What ryhmes with gooey and also with rags but don't call him gay or he will kick all our bags"
You going off stuey??
Ahh fuck off you junkies
Stuey by Chronz August 8, 2004
An award of little significance, an attaboy, given to a brown noser, when your boss happens to be named, Stuart.
Worker 1- You hear about Dan? That cocksucker just got a Stuey!

Worker 2 - What a cock sucking son of a bitch!

Worker 1 - "Facts"
Noun: A Stuey is a common name for any Australian gentlemen part of generation X and in possession of the following qualities.

Poor to average hygiene
A labourers tan
Cigarette stained teeth
Short-tempered and excessively stubborn towards any form of authority
Dissmissive towards women
Functional alcoholism
Divorced
Absent father figures (in all contexts)

Stuey's tend to focus only on themselves and have the emotional intelligence of a rotten carrot. They are typically found at the TAB pretending they are better than all those who gamble on mobile apps, or sending unsolicited dick pics to anyone named Shazza on a dating app.

N.b: a Stuey is not to be confused for a Robbo. The Robbo is similar to a Stuey in appearance only and usually has a gentle and caring nature towards family and the women around him. Typically, Robbos will develop from a Stuey that has successfully fathered daughters or maintains strong relationships with their female siblings.
That bloke steve, he's a real Stuey. Asked my wife when his sandwich was going to be ready and then spilled his beer on the rug. Fuckwit.
Stuey by Chemical_toilet June 29, 2024

stuey cradle 

the most dominating force in wrestling
the stuey cradle is ryans worst nightmare
stuey cradle by ryan burton February 4, 2008

Stuey Wooey 

1. A specific combination of qualities that creates an experience of complex emotional and physical reactions simultaneously and paradoxically within the viewer. Shock, paralysis, loss of breath, increased heart-rate, woe, lust, jealously, raised endorphine levels, increased saliva production, loss of appetite, increased metabolism, euphoria, hyper-activity, and rage have all been attributed to the effect of Stuey Wooey. Like Love, one cannot know Stuey Wooey until one has experienced the effect of Stuey Wooey.
I could only have described the scene as Stuey Wooey. He was incredible...he was Stuey Wooey. I've never seen anything so Stuey Wooey in my life! To achieve Stuey Wooey is surely the holy grail of artisitc expression, be it fine art or interior design. She was the first to admit it lacked passion, and was still trying to pass it off as Stuey Wooey!
Stuey Wooey by mooselington January 7, 2011

Slimy Stuey 

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone else's nose.
My girlfriend got me with a wet willy so I gave her the ultimate payback with a Slimy Stuey!
Slimy Stuey by Dr. Clyde Hyde September 6, 2016
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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