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when a girl sucks on a males ball sack. and gives hickies all over it
Benny: Dude i told my girlfriend to wakoff to me.

Scott: What did she do?

Benny: gave me hikies all over my ball sack...
Wakoff by peanut butter girl July 30, 2009
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Wayoff P 

A nickname we call this awful playoff performer called Paul George, who plays for the Los Angeles Clippers. Thanks to his shitty playoff performance in 2020, he gained the nickname Wayoff P, because his shots are always “way off”. This nickname was given to Paul after the Clippers blew a 3-1 lead against the Denver Nuggets in the second round.
Clippers Bandwagon: Paul George was 4-16 today, and he fucking hit the side of the backboard. Might as well call him Wayoff P. Fuck the Clippers, I’m a Lakers Fan now.
Wayoff P by lebronlakersfan14 October 2, 2020
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wackoff ironman 

The fury of this intense competetition can make grown men cry. The men are required to climax an insane 48 times in a 24 hour period. They are given a small tube of lubrication, a glass of water, and a protein bar for the duration of the competition.
In the midst of the insanity during the Bust-A-Nut Ironman competition, Ryan G. ripped the foreskin of his derranged penis, spewing blood and seamen in a 3 metre radius of himself, dealing splash damage to nearby competitors.

Wackoff Marathon 

Wacking off in a repetitive nature for atleast three climaxes.
Ryan G. Completed the wackoff marathon in a matter of seconds while having a cybersex scenerio involving the following Halo 2 characters; the Mastercheif, 3 Spartans, and various brutes.

Congratulations Ryan from Abbey Park, if you see him in the hall, give him a pat on the back, just dont shake his hand.
1. a wanking competition
2. tossing off
3. derogatory term
1. let's have a wankoff
2. can you give me a wankoff
3. you're just a wankoff
Wankoff by jaffaw July 14, 2009
Baseball term used to describe the home team winning the game in its final at bat forcing the loosing team to ‘walkoff’ the field. Most prominently and dramatically used along with homeruns but can be used along with any event(homerun, double, single, walk, balk…) that concludes the game.

David Ortiz hit a walkoff homerun in the bottom of the 12th inning to beat the Yankees in game 4 of the ALCS, and the rest was history.

History: Apparently the term was first coined by Dennis Eckersley after giving up a “walk off piece” to Kirk Gibson in game one of the 1988 World Series. While the initial usage was considered negatively toward the loosing team (especially the pitcher) it is more prominently used in a celebratory fashion for the hitter.

walkoff by Tedwardxp August 1, 2006
A hot asf Russian last name
Their they are, the Waroff family
waroff by Castaways May 16, 2021
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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