Wankoff 

1. a wanking competition
2. tossing off
3. derogatory term

1. let's have a wankoff
2. can you give me a wankoff
3. you're just a wankoff

Wankoff by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Wankoff 

If someone (gender non-specific) offends another person and deserves a derogatory comment.

That girl Emma wore the same dress as me... she should just wankoff.

Wankoff by Kirstyanallees May 22, 2018

International Wankoff Day 

January 17th. Every year on January 17th you must wank. If you're involved in a Seinfeld-esque contest where you cannot wank you will get a free pass to wank on January 17th.

Ian: it's January 17th! did you wank?
Caitlin: of course I did! It's International Wankoff Day!

International Wankoff Day by Solace-In-Death February 7, 2023

wank off

1. Literally, to jerk off.
2. Figuratively, to do something in a self-indulgent, excessive, and ultimately ineffective manner.

1. Looking back on my childhood, I'm grateful my mom never caught me wanking off.
2. That solo felt like it went on forever. The guitar player is such a wank off!

wank off by BillyPilgrim479 February 21, 2019

wackoff ironman 

The fury of this intense competetition can make grown men cry. The men are required to climax an insane 48 times in a 24 hour period. They are given a small tube of lubrication, a glass of water, and a protein bar for the duration of the competition.

In the midst of the insanity during the Bust-A-Nut Ironman competition, Ryan G. ripped the foreskin of his derranged penis, spewing blood and seamen in a 3 metre radius of himself, dealing splash damage to nearby competitors.

wackoff ironman by Sick Ass Mothafucka September 2, 2005

wank off

To masturbate, hold the hot dog, however you want to say it - for a man to give himself sexual pleasure. It may also be used as the object of the sentence, if a woman or gay man holds their partner's genitals in a position to make them cum.

I wank off when I think about fucking Sophia.

wank off by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

Wackoff Marathon 

Wacking off in a repetitive nature for atleast three climaxes.

Ryan G. Completed the wackoff marathon in a matter of seconds while having a cybersex scenerio involving the following Halo 2 characters; the Mastercheif, 3 Spartans, and various brutes.

Congratulations Ryan from Abbey Park, if you see him in the hall, give him a pat on the back, just dont shake his hand.

Wackoff Marathon by Sick Ass Mothafucka September 2, 2005