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One who spends hours creating a Power Point presentation only to lose the entire thing due to an error while saving said presentation. Then finding out the reason that the presentation took so long was that they have really bad Power Point skills. This person should never volunteer or be appointed the "Power Pointer".
Me: What's up?
Jen: Oh I've spent all day on this project and my computer crashed.

Me: You're such a Wikoff
Wikoff by WolfWhere? August 25, 2010
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1.Wearing no pants or shorts

2.Wearing no underwear.

1.WHY ARE YOU WYKOFFING OUT IN PUBLIC!

2.I"M TELLING DAD IF YOU WYKOFF AGAIN!
Wykoff by Trmp buddy.1313131311333 October 18, 2008
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wikipedia inspired graffiti, referencing a "citation needed" sticker found on New York subway advertising.
first sighted from user Alex at SNARFD.COM

first sticker referenced found:
cafepress.com/kevandotorg.159703855
"Did you see the wikiffiti on that Palm ad?"

It's designed for a more social life... (citation needed)
wikiffiti by jmfp January 14, 2008
The art of vandalising wikipedia
"The wiki for Dick Cheney says he's 1003!""I wikiffiti that shit all the time, yo!"
Wikiffiti by I<3Lauren June 6, 2009
when a girl sucks on a males ball sack. and gives hickies all over it
Benny: Dude i told my girlfriend to wakoff to me.

Scott: What did she do?

Benny: gave me hikies all over my ball sack...
Wakoff by peanut butter girl July 30, 2009

Wikoffing 

Wikoffing is when you place your legs behind your head and successfully suck your own dick.
“Oh man, I was bored last time and decided to do some Wikoffing!”
Wikoffing by Anon1847338583 January 8, 2019

Wkoff It* 

*what kind of fucking friend is that

Definition: something exclaimed in a frustrated situation where ur friends are not treating you the way you treat them.
TIME TO GET SOME NEW FRIENDS

so called pal " hey you know, i got a super awesome job and cashin in mad money, screwin a HB and so.. what about you"

"im hangin in there, life's tough "

" oh well thats tooo badd "

" ok now ur seriously being a Wkoff It*"
Wkoff It* by BearHawk May 19, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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