Waking off
Waking off by J-Raq October 22, 2006
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Wacking Off In My Tool Shed
(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"
Wacking Off In My Tool Shed by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003
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Waking off • wacking off • Wacking Off In My Tool Shed • wiking off • Wanking off • Wanking off a Smurf • highest wanking officer • Shits wacking off • SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi • Wanking Dead Dogs off
wiking off
A neologism. The practice of reading essentially random Wikipedia pages for entertainment or as a procrastination technique; alludes to intellectual masturbation.
I caught my boyfriend wiking off at the computer the other night.
Quit wiking off and get back to work!
Quit wiking off and get back to work!
wiking off by yeastbeast October 10, 2005
wacking off
wacking off by Alexanderia October 27, 2006
Wanking off
1) Mom was horrified when she caught Jimmy wanking off to internet porn.
2) Would you quit wanking off and get back to work already?
2) Would you quit wanking off and get back to work already?
Wanking off by PapaPalpatine2008 May 15, 2015
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
Wanking off a Smurf
When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.
Wanking off a Smurf by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021
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