Waitr

/ˈwādər/

(noun)
A food delivery service with smartphone app, and desktop platform that allows anyone to “eat like a champion”. You can have your favorite local food delivered to your door for a flat-delivery fee, or place an order for carryout and pick it up yourself. (see also: convenience)

(verb)
To enjoy your favorite local restaurants the way they should be enjoyed — from the comfort of your couch.

(noun)

“Waitr makes driving to my favorite local restaurant feel like driving to the Walgreens down the street that used to be a Blockbuster.”

(verb)
“I Waitr my favorite local food because I love eating, but I hate wearing pants.”

by Mr. Your Pseudonym May 8, 2017

dead souls waiting room

An alienating experience conditioned by having been enforced to live contrary to ones nature.

'Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75 but continue to exist in the Dead Souls Waiting Room'.
Benjamin Franklin.

by fishyfishy-oh October 30, 2013

Kept you waiting huh?

When Big Boss doesn't give a shit about you and places you at the bottom of his list of priorities.

Person 1: "Dude, where the fuck is the boss? This dude is going to start a damn war!!"
Person 2: "He probably has more important shit to do".
Snake: "Kept you waiting huh?"
Person 1: *facepalm* "Yes. Yes you did".

by Rangaslayer September 20, 2017

WAITITIFICATION

When you make all your characters gay.

The inability to write straight characters.

In his new movie, Thor was waititificated by Taika Waititi.

Our Flag Means Death is a show that has the waititification of pirates.

by taika waititi April 18, 2022

Wait, is that your car?

The Gold Digger's Anthem.

She kept giving me the polite brush off until I walked away and opened the door of my whip, then suddenly she got gold digger patriotic: "Wait, is that your car?"

by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021

Tom Waits

Singer songwriter. America's largest consumer of bourbon and cigarettes.

Every time you listen to Tom Waits, a midget in a top hat rides a tricycle.

by Jon Dore November 1, 2009

call waiting face off

If you're on the phone with someone, and someone else calls, they enter a call waiting face off. The loser obviously being the one you tell you'll call back.

A: "Hey, hold on. I got another call."
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"

by Garret February 3, 2005