Hym "Yeah, hey, my co-worker's mom died like 15 minutes after you left. She's having the worst day of her life and you're... Doing what, exactly? I'm sure saying that was super important to you though. But no. Not conditioned. I want you to know... That I am going to masterbate to your wife later. And every time you kids bleed it's the best day of my life. Even if I don't know that it's happening. Even if I'm not alive to experience it. It'll be like my own religious holiday."
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A state of mind where people act without fully knowing what they are doing. Similar to habits.
A state of mind where people act without fully knowing what they are doing. Similar to habits.
Oh man! I just bought another shirt after watching that advertisement. It must've triggered my conditioned thinking mind.
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Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine
Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine
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Air-conditioned Hell is also any corporate job that one finds demeaning, boring, repetitive, or unsatisfying.
While not hard work in the sense of manual labor or any physically demanding job, putting in 40 hours a week in air-conditioned Hell can take its toll on a person, often resulting in one or more of the following: fatigue, irritability, contempt, rage, and excessive attendance of happy hours.
Air-conditioned Hell is also any corporate job that one finds demeaning, boring, repetitive, or unsatisfying.
While not hard work in the sense of manual labor or any physically demanding job, putting in 40 hours a week in air-conditioned Hell can take its toll on a person, often resulting in one or more of the following: fatigue, irritability, contempt, rage, and excessive attendance of happy hours.
I have to drive for an hour in traffic each morning so that I can take my seat in air-conditioned Hell.
I hate going to bed on Sunday night, because I know that when I wake up in the morning, I'll have another week of air-conditioned Hell to endure.
I hate going to bed on Sunday night, because I know that when I wake up in the morning, I'll have another week of air-conditioned Hell to endure.
by Poor Woobie March 10, 2008
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similar to Cum Conditioning: the art or process of com conditioning someone.
similar to Cum Conditioning: the art or process of com conditioning someone.
Scenario #1
Guy #1 "man my girlfriend is so cool, she lets me cum in her mouth half the time she gives me blow jobs"
Guy #2"Brah she has he majorly cum conditioned, she isn't doing her job. Its a blow job, she dose it from start to finish or she gets labeled a slut and kicked to the curb"
Scenario #2
Girl #1 "whats up girlfriend, i was having sex with my bf and i already cum so i made him stop before he could cum.
girl num 2 "lolz gf, u got him com conditioned"
Scenario #3
Guy #1"I was getting this sick Blow j from my girl friend i asked if i could cum, she said no so i finished in the bathroom. It was so awesome."
Guy #2 "lol she has you cum conditioned u poon, you cum in her mouth every time by default, its just what u do. no warning nothing just give her your surprise"
Guy #1 "man my girlfriend is so cool, she lets me cum in her mouth half the time she gives me blow jobs"
Guy #2"Brah she has he majorly cum conditioned, she isn't doing her job. Its a blow job, she dose it from start to finish or she gets labeled a slut and kicked to the curb"
Scenario #2
Girl #1 "whats up girlfriend, i was having sex with my bf and i already cum so i made him stop before he could cum.
girl num 2 "lolz gf, u got him com conditioned"
Scenario #3
Guy #1"I was getting this sick Blow j from my girl friend i asked if i could cum, she said no so i finished in the bathroom. It was so awesome."
Guy #2 "lol she has you cum conditioned u poon, you cum in her mouth every time by default, its just what u do. no warning nothing just give her your surprise"
by Bomb dizz September 29, 2009
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Girl - Man, Tim is a jerk.
Guy - Why? what happened?
Girl - Tim beef conditioned the room. It filled matter of seconds.
Guy - Priceless
Guy - Why? what happened?
Girl - Tim beef conditioned the room. It filled matter of seconds.
Guy - Priceless
by nishi06 July 12, 2011
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