Waitren

The unisex form of waiter/waitress
Also a variant of waitron that follows the same sound as waiter/waitress.
See also waitron/ waiten

Hello, my name is Sam. I'll be your waitren today. I'll leave you with the menus to decide on.

by Master of beargreen January 13, 2023

barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die

an old man's lament when asked how ya doin

how ya doin old man? barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die.

by pussy bee October 28, 2019

space waitress

Synonym for air hostess or flight attendant.

Mindy dreamt of being a space waitress. She yearned for the thrill of pouring hot coffee for parents with small children nearby whilst combatting extreme turbulence, projectile vomit and gropings from inebriated passengers.

by Spazmax March 29, 2010

two waitresses to go with nothing on them

An interesting thing to order at a McDonalds drive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)

Drive through speaker: Is that everything?

Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.

Drive though speaker: <Silence>

by Eugene206 October 13, 2006

Waitress Friendly

When a bartender or waitress fakes being friendly toward you. This is usually in order to get a better tip or to keep you coming back.

"I thought that waitress was interested in me, but she was just being waitress friendly."

by JerryLMacDonald May 1, 2008

waitress sandwich

A sexual position in which a man sits on a chair while a woman (such as a waitress) sits on top and a second man sits on top of her, as immortalized by U.S. senators Chris Dodd and Ted Kennedy in 1985.

The two senators made a "waitress sandwich" while their dates were in the bathroom.

by TedFan85 August 31, 2013

Wednesday Waitress

A girl that is not very attractive (of uninspiring beauty, plain jane). Unsuitable for working as a waitress on Friday or Saturday.

Person A: Did you see that girl?

Person B: What Girl?
Person A: Nevermind, Wednesday waitress.

by Adamorals May 27, 2009