Waitrend 

Anglish form of Waitron. A unisex waitperson. Comes from wait + -nd (an old English suffix to form nouns and present participles/gerunds) See also Friend, Healand, and Farrand

So who will be serving us today? I heard that the waitrend's name is Sam.
Hmmm, is Sam a boy or a girl, so I know whether to use sir or ma'am?
Well, actually Sam, is nonbinary, so use this honorific.

Waitrend by Master of beargreen July 28, 2023

waitred

(wā•tred) n.

1. intense dislike or ill will as a result of waiting or a delay

2. The act of hatefully and intentionally making someone wait or causing a delay

3. when you have the power or means to make someone wait for a long time so you do just that, because you hate them

ex. 1) The waitress at the Olive Garden was filled with waitred because her boyfriend and his friends took an hour just bullshitting before ordering their food.

ex. 2) It was waitred when the waitress at the Olive Garden let the food that her boyfriend and his friends ordered sit in the kitchen for an hour getting cold while she made up false reasons why it was taking so long to for their food to come out.

waitred by Smackbaggot October 17, 2020

Waitren 

The unisex form of waiter/waitress
Also a variant of waitron that follows the same sound as waiter/waitress.
See also waitron/ waiten

Hello, my name is Sam. I'll be your waitren today. I'll leave you with the menus to decide on.

Waitren by Master of beargreen January 13, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008