smud

smud(n.) - The residual of one's ejaculatory fluids; usually in reference to one receiving a facial.

"Ah man, you got my smud all over your face!"
"You could probably see better if you wiped all that smud out of your eyes."

by Garret June 15, 2004

Billboarding

When someone advertises something through clothing/bumper stickers/etc.

"You gonna buy that Chimaira t-shirt?"
"Nah, man. I'm not billboarding for a band I don't like that much."

by Garret February 08, 2005

mo' sauz

When you ask for more sauce in New Orleans.

"Ya'll like sauz 'roun' he'e?"
"Mo' sauz."

by Garret February 05, 2005

call waiting face off

If you're on the phone with someone, and someone else calls, they enter a call waiting face off. The loser obviously being the one you tell you'll call back.

A: "Hey, hold on. I got another call."
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"

by Garret February 04, 2005

Flo

The god-like drummer from Cryptopsy.

"Man, that drum solo Flo Mounier did was fuckin' insane."

by Garret March 29, 2005

AOL

A shitty internet service, which I like to refer to as "America Offline," because the shit crashes so much. Thank God I got Comcast. Oh, Tom Warner's a fucking faggot.

"I'm Tom Warner, and I'm a fucking faggot."

by Garret February 06, 2005

Spic-up

More commonly a Chevy S-10 with a new paint job, rims, speakers and hydraulics.

"Man, I was watching TV, and I heard this shitty rap from the street. I look out, and, what do y'know, it was coming from a spic-up."

by Garret February 18, 2005