smud

smud(n.) - The residual of one's ejaculatory fluids; usually in reference to one receiving a facial.

"Ah man, you got my smud all over your face!"
"You could probably see better if you wiped all that smud out of your eyes."

by Garret June 15, 2004

Flo

The god-like drummer from Cryptopsy.

"Man, that drum solo Flo Mounier did was fuckin' insane."

by Garret March 29, 2005

AOL

A shitty internet service, which I like to refer to as "America Offline," because the shit crashes so much. Thank God I got Comcast. Oh, Tom Warner's a fucking faggot.

"I'm Tom Warner, and I'm a fucking faggot."

by Garret February 06, 2005

Spic-up

More commonly a Chevy S-10 with a new paint job, rims, speakers and hydraulics.

"Man, I was watching TV, and I heard this shitty rap from the street. I look out, and, what do y'know, it was coming from a spic-up."

by Garret February 18, 2005

facial

(1)Application of make-up to one's face.
(2)Application of sperm to one's face.
Also see: smud

(1)"I'm going to Green's Salon to get my facial done."
(2)"Dude! Ron Jeremy just gave that bitch a facial!"

by Garret June 15, 2004

Weaksauce

Weaksauce(adj.) - A term used in place of "that is (lame/weak/gay/etc.)!"

(1)"Um...Honey, I think the condom broke."
"Weaksauce!"
(2)"Dude, you missed it! That fat chick just got punched in the face!"
"Weaksauce!"

by Garret June 15, 2004

Weaksauce

(1)Word used in place of more definite adjectives. Weak being interchangeable with many other adjectives, while sauce remains as a suffix.
(2)Lacking fertile sperm.

(1a)"Uh, dude, we're all out of bud."
"Weaksauce!"
(1b)"Man, my mom caught me tokin' last night.
"Gaysauce."
(2)"Goddamnit, we need to adopt kids."
"Why?"
"'Cause you've got fuckin' weaksauce."

by Garret February 06, 2005