When you mount a woman for an aggressivetitty fucking after having dropped a steamy pile without wiping so you leave a thick muddy streak down her abdomen.
The titty fuck she gave me caught me off guard. I accidentally gave her an Oxford Wagon Rut, as I had previously failed to appropriately cleanup my beer shart.
A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.
1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."
The overly disgustingvaginal area of a woman. Usually trademarked by a deep tan or red from over stimulation (i.e too much fucking). The labia are usually elongated and droopy.