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Oxford Wagon Rut
When you mount a woman for an aggressive titty fucking after having dropped a steamy pile without wiping so you leave a thick muddy streak down her abdomen.
Oxford Wagon Rut by DomTuffy January 15, 2023
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Oxford Wagon Rut
The titty fuck she gave me caught me off guard. I accidentally gave her an Oxford Wagon Rut, as I had previously failed to appropriately cleanup my beer shart.
Oxford Wagon Rut by Blumpkincandle January 15, 2023
hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut
hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut by FluffySasquatch October 7, 2022
Wagon Wheel rut
Vagina lips that you can see through the panties, that look like a rut from a wagon wheel in the mud.
"Dude, look at that little whores wagon wheel rut, I'd love to stick my finger(s) in there and then pull it out and sniff them(alot).
We drank toddies all day and then that hoe took off her pants and you could see her wagon wheel rut.
We drank toddies all day and then that hoe took off her pants and you could see her wagon wheel rut.
Wagon Wheel rut by pete11 September 1, 2010
Wagon ruts
A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.
1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
Wagon ruts by cmoney55 September 19, 2011
Wagonrut
The overly disgusting vaginal area of a woman. Usually trademarked by a deep tan or red from over stimulation (i.e too much fucking). The labia are usually elongated and droopy.
Wagonrut by Crawling Chaos January 16, 2011
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Pee Calculus
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