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Oxford Wagon Rut 

When you mount a woman for an aggressive titty fucking after having dropped a steamy pile without wiping so you leave a thick muddy streak down her abdomen.
I had the perfect shit last night, and to top it off I gave the old lady a nice Oxford Wagon Rut
Oxford Wagon Rut by DomTuffy January 15, 2023

wagonrush 

The event or action on trains/trams where passengers get up and move to the doors of the trainwagon, long before the train halts.

Often resulting in a wagonjam.
Some suit slammed his briefcase against my elbow while wagonrushing.
wagonrush by PJ Fiers October 24, 2007

Oxford Wagon Rut 

A fecal brown streak left on the abdominal region after a titty fuck.
The titty fuck she gave me caught me off guard. I accidentally gave her an Oxford Wagon Rut, as I had previously failed to appropriately cleanup my beer shart.
Oxford Wagon Rut by Blumpkincandle January 15, 2023

Wagon Rut 

A condition that exists when a woman's pants are so tight in the crotch that her lips can be read through her pants.
Those shorts were so tight she had a wagon rut
Wagon Rut by T-Luo July 18, 2007

hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut 

When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!
I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026