Wagonrut

The overly disgusting vaginal area of a woman. Usually trademarked by a deep tan or red from over stimulation (i.e too much fucking). The labia are usually elongated and droopy.

When she took off her panties the wagonrut I saw made me cringe.

by Crawling Chaos January 16, 2011

Oxford Wagon Rut

When you mount a woman for an aggressive titty fucking after having dropped a steamy pile without wiping so you leave a thick muddy streak down her abdomen.

I had the perfect shit last night, and to top it off I gave the old lady a nice Oxford Wagon Rut

by DomTuffy January 15, 2023

wagonrush

The event or action on trains/trams where passengers get up and move to the doors of the trainwagon, long before the train halts.

Often resulting in a wagonjam.

Some suit slammed his briefcase against my elbow while wagonrushing.

by PJ Fiers October 24, 2007

Oxford Wagon Rut

A fecal brown streak left on the abdominal region after a titty fuck.

The titty fuck she gave me caught me off guard. I accidentally gave her an Oxford Wagon Rut, as I had previously failed to appropriately cleanup my beer shart.

by Blumpkincandle January 15, 2023

Wagon Rut

A condition that exists when a woman's pants are so tight in the crotch that her lips can be read through her pants.

Those shorts were so tight she had a wagon rut

by T-Luo July 18, 2007

hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut

When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!

I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

by FluffySasquatch October 7, 2022