An adjective for a gay man with twink qualities who is too fat to be considered a stereotypical twink
1. Lionel got all his hair lasered off, he's gone from a bear to a husky twink.
2. Jeff is a total chubby chaser, he's always bringing home husky twinks.
3. I brought home this husky twink last night, but he was soo fat that when I tried to dock with him I stretched his FUPA around my dick on accident.
2. Jeff is a total chubby chaser, he's always bringing home husky twinks.
3. I brought home this husky twink last night, but he was soo fat that when I tried to dock with him I stretched his FUPA around my dick on accident.
by cmoney55 September 13, 2011
A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.
1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
by cmoney55 September 18, 2011
A flag based on the concept of the rainbow flag (signifying gays in general). Instead of using traditional rainbow colors it uses the colors of bear fur and has a bear paw print in the upper left hand corner (indicating gay men who are bears).
1. The bear flag was a common site at the gay pride parade.
2. James was very proud that if he were gay he is hairy enough to display the bear flag.
3. His profile online showed a bear flag but when I met him in person he turned out to be a total twink.
2. James was very proud that if he were gay he is hairy enough to display the bear flag.
3. His profile online showed a bear flag but when I met him in person he turned out to be a total twink.
by cmoney55 September 09, 2011
An Indian version of a twink. A very boyish looking gay male who is either Indian or of Indian descent.
1. This dusky twink walked into the club last night, he was sooo hot I got some major "baliwood!"
Situational Use:
Person 1: Are you sure that dude you took home last night was a dusky twink?
Person 2: He had to of been from India, he was like Ghandi.
Person 1: How's that?
Person 2: He didn't mind taking a little abuse and me not feeding him.
Situational Use:
Person 1: Are you sure that dude you took home last night was a dusky twink?
Person 2: He had to of been from India, he was like Ghandi.
Person 1: How's that?
Person 2: He didn't mind taking a little abuse and me not feeding him.
by cmoney55 September 14, 2011
1. "Her jeans were so tight they exposed her beaver nuggets."
2. "I acted like Moses and parted the beaver nuggets last night."
3. (Talking to Lindsay Lohan) "Your beaver nuggets look like beef tartar"
2. "I acted like Moses and parted the beaver nuggets last night."
3. (Talking to Lindsay Lohan) "Your beaver nuggets look like beef tartar"
by cmoney55 September 10, 2011
The way by which a man measures his level of fitness. If his body mass becomes too large he will not be able to see his penis in which case he is overweight; however, if he is able to look down and see his penis, everything is good.
Situation 1:
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."
Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."
Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"
Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."
Doctor: "What?"
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."
Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."
Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"
Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."
Doctor: "What?"
by cmoney55 September 09, 2011
1. Her pubic burka prevented me from noticing she had herpes.
2. I did not know she was muslim until I took off her pants and saw her pubic burka.
2. I did not know she was muslim until I took off her pants and saw her pubic burka.
by cmoney55 September 08, 2011