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volatile vagina

An extremely foul smelling vagina. Typically makes you gag as soon as the woman's panties are removed.
Example 1:
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."

Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."
by cmoney55 December 7, 2011
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husky twink

An adjective for a gay man with twink qualities who is too fat to be considered a stereotypical twink
1. Lionel got all his hair lasered off, he's gone from a bear to a husky twink.

2. Jeff is a total chubby chaser, he's always bringing home husky twinks.

3. I brought home this husky twink last night, but he was soo fat that when I tried to dock with him I stretched his FUPA around my dick on accident.
by cmoney55 September 13, 2011
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honey badgertards

A person or group of people, typically women, who find the honey badger YouTube video much funnier than it actually is. They are stupidly obsessed with using the term honey badger or quotes from the video in everyday conversations. They will even make group t-shirts with honey badgers printed on them.
Situation 1:
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."

Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."

Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"

Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."

Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."

Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."
by cmoney55 December 4, 2011
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dusky twink

An Indian version of a twink. A very boyish looking gay male who is either Indian or of Indian descent.
1. This dusky twink walked into the club last night, he was sooo hot I got some major "baliwood!"

Situational Use:
Person 1: Are you sure that dude you took home last night was a dusky twink?

Person 2: He had to of been from India, he was like Ghandi.

Person 1: How's that?

Person 2: He didn't mind taking a little abuse and me not feeding him.
by cmoney55 September 14, 2011
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Chinese homerun

When a baseball player hits a foul ball that goes behind him and into the bleachers.
1. That was a Chinese homerun, it went the "Wong" way.

2. I'm not actually Asian, my eyes are swollen because I was sitting behind home plate last night and got hit in the face by a Chinese homerun.
by cmoney55 September 14, 2011
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Shaggy Beaver

A slang term for a girl who has such an out of control muff it looks like shag carpeting.
1. "I went down on this chick last night and she had such a shaggy beaver I'm still pulling pubes out of my braces."

2. "Once I had sex with this chick who's shaggy beaver made her vagina look like it was wearing a pubic burka."
by cmoney55 September 7, 2011
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Raggin' out

A word that describes a woman's mood when she is on her period and being a complete crazy bitch.
1. I gave this chick a cream pie last night while she was raggin' out. It made her vagina look like a glazed jelly doughnut.

Situation 1:
Man1: What's her problem?

Man2: She must be raggin' out.

Situation 2:

Woman: You need to get a job and actually start supporting yourself and this family.

Man: That is bullshit I am always working hard, especially at school so I can graduate and get a really good job to support this family.

Woman: All you do is play video games.

Man: Look mom I know you are going through menopause right now but you need to stop raggin' out on me.
by cmoney55 September 16, 2011
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