Definitions by cmoney55
volatile vagina
An extremely foul smelling vagina. Typically makes you gag as soon as the woman's panties are removed.
Example 1:
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."
Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."
Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."
volatile vagina by cmoney55 December 7, 2011
honey badgertards
A person or group of people, typically women, who find the honey badger YouTube video much funnier than it actually is. They are stupidly obsessed with using the term honey badger or quotes from the video in everyday conversations. They will even make group t-shirts with honey badgers printed on them.
Situation 1:
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."
Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."
Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"
Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."
Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."
Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."
Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."
Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"
Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."
Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."
Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."
honey badgertards by cmoney55 December 4, 2011
blackspicious
The distrustful or suspicious feeling a white person has whenever they see a black person, or a group of black people engaging in some sort of activity.
Situation:
White Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over"
Black guy: "No"
White Cop: "Well your black, your driving a car, so your blackspicious; please step out of the vehicle"
Statements:
1."This area is a little blackspicious we should roll up the windows if we're going to be playing rap music"
2."Anytime I see black people doing anything I'm always a little blackspicious"
White Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over"
Black guy: "No"
White Cop: "Well your black, your driving a car, so your blackspicious; please step out of the vehicle"
Statements:
1."This area is a little blackspicious we should roll up the windows if we're going to be playing rap music"
2."Anytime I see black people doing anything I'm always a little blackspicious"
blackspicious by cmoney55 November 22, 2011
Wagon ruts
A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.
1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
Wagon ruts by cmoney55 September 19, 2011
Raggin' out
1. I gave this chick a cream pie last night while she was raggin' out. It made her vagina look like a glazed jelly doughnut.
Situation 1:
Man1: What's her problem?
Man2: She must be raggin' out.
Situation 2:
Woman: You need to get a job and actually start supporting yourself and this family.
Man: That is bullshit I am always working hard, especially at school so I can graduate and get a really good job to support this family.
Woman: All you do is play video games.
Man: Look mom I know you are going through menopause right now but you need to stop raggin' out on me.
Situation 1:
Man1: What's her problem?
Man2: She must be raggin' out.
Situation 2:
Woman: You need to get a job and actually start supporting yourself and this family.
Man: That is bullshit I am always working hard, especially at school so I can graduate and get a really good job to support this family.
Woman: All you do is play video games.
Man: Look mom I know you are going through menopause right now but you need to stop raggin' out on me.
Raggin' out by cmoney55 September 16, 2011
dusky twink
An Indian version of a twink. A very boyish looking gay male who is either Indian or of Indian descent.
1. This dusky twink walked into the club last night, he was sooo hot I got some major "baliwood!"
Situational Use:
Person 1: Are you sure that dude you took home last night was a dusky twink?
Person 2: He had to of been from India, he was like Ghandi.
Person 1: How's that?
Person 2: He didn't mind taking a little abuse and me not feeding him.
Situational Use:
Person 1: Are you sure that dude you took home last night was a dusky twink?
Person 2: He had to of been from India, he was like Ghandi.
Person 1: How's that?
Person 2: He didn't mind taking a little abuse and me not feeding him.
dusky twink by cmoney55 September 14, 2011
Chinese homerun
1. That was a Chinese homerun, it went the "Wong" way.
2. I'm not actually Asian, my eyes are swollen because I was sitting behind home plate last night and got hit in the face by a Chinese homerun.
2. I'm not actually Asian, my eyes are swollen because I was sitting behind home plate last night and got hit in the face by a Chinese homerun.
Chinese homerun by cmoney55 September 14, 2011