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Sticking flowers up someones butthole while spoon-feeding them grits and screaming "Hunker Down!"
by Darrell Roberts September 18, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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When a pizza delivery driver helps himself to a slice of a customers pie while out on the road. He then spreads the remaining slices in a fashion that conceals the removal, but upon close examination there are gaps between the remaining slices, resembling cardboard "spokes."

This is most common in college towns, where customers are often too intoxicated/high to notice.
(Heard from fraternity house at 1:05 a.m., Thursday) "I've been fuckin' wagon wheeled!"
by ApolloCrudd October 07, 2011
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