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Mississippi WaffleHouse 

When you hittin from the back, eatin a plate of bangin fresh waffles and some syrup runs down her buttcrack like the Mississippi River and you lick it off.
im sitting there with my fresh plate of waffles and my girl wants my dick, so she had to settle for a Mississippi WaffleHouse.

WaffleHouse Hoe 

A Waffle House hoe is a rundown white femalel that is a chain smoker and drinks cheap liquer. She thought she was the shit in highschool, but now is a broke bum with one or more babies with different fathers. She has a black sugar daddy and still thinks her life is meaningful. You can tell she was once a pretty girl, but is now corrupted with black penis, drugs, and alcohol.
Jon: O' girl lookin rundown N sloppy
Scott: Shes a Wafflehouse hoe fo sho
WaffleHouse Hoe by iGpunk February 8, 2010

Wafflehouser 

A person, male or female, that overly uses terms of endearment that you would hear a waitress in a Waffle House use. Such as doll, hun, hunny, sweetie, sweetheart, sugar etc. This person uses these terms on everyone from complete strangers to best friends.
Chance is a complete wafflehouser.

How can you tell if the girl gave you a pet name or if she is a wafflehouser

She keeps calling my husband babe. Do you think she is hitting on him or is she a wafflehouser?
Wafflehouser by DJBigBrower September 14, 2014

wafflelessness 

The state of being without waffles.

Having no waffles currently in your possesion and possibly wanting to have some.
Chris was dissapointed due to a sense of wafflelessness he experienced after finishing his breakfast.
wafflelessness by Quazmoz May 23, 2011

Canton Wafflehouse 

A sexual act when the man (or woman) shits in a waffle iron, cooks it, then forces his or her parter to eat half while fucking that partner with the remaining half.
"Did you hear? Dekoda gave Dustin a canton wafflehouse at the party last night."
Canton Wafflehouse by Funnyman37 November 1, 2016

wafflehouse 

the greatest fucking breakfast place ever, open 24-7, breakfast all day, good shit
-I went to the Wafflehouse for breakfast.
-Why didn't you fucking call me, I would've woken up for the god damn Wafflehouse.
wafflehouse by been jammin August 26, 2005