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took possesion 

Took possesion - A less geeky way of saying, "Owned, or Pwned" coined on the eBaumsworld.com forums.
MG just took possesion of Laker Dude!

possessional anchors 

Physical remnants of a previous relationship that provide a security blanket in your current life
She had been divorced for 3 years and glancing around her home, she suddenly became aware of the possessional anchors from a previous life scattered throughout and knew that it was time to discard them and move on.
possessional anchors by crs-w November 1, 2016

spawn of possession 

The best tech. death band ever!
The band's solo's aren't Necrophagist but the melodies and riff's are so technical. No breakdowns (those are for pussy's) First album is Cabinet, the best one by far. Second album is Noctabmulant, just as excellent but the first one was way better.
Spawn of Possession is from Sweden and one the greatest underground tech. death bands in the world.

Read Possession 

The percentage of time you actually read during study hours.
Dani: "So, did you finish that book today?"

Chris: "Nah, my read possession was ridiculous. I felt I was in control before lunch, but I totally fumbled in the second half. At one point I was browsing Pokémons online!"
Read Possession by killer bee October 25, 2012

Dilmonic Possession 

When a female is only able to achieve an orgasm by use of a dildo or dildoic device. Over use has acclimated her body to only achieve the big O with a device.
Sadly, Rachel has dilmonic possession. She's controlled by the vibrator if she wants to cum.

Possession is nine-tenths of the law 

1. If you actually possess something, you have a stronger legal claim to owning it than someone who merely says it belongs to him or her.
2. something that you say which means that if you have something, it is difficult for other people to take it away from you.
1. Dana may say he owns this house, but we actually live in it, and possession is nine-tenths of the law.
2. It would be hard to ask for the piano back after they've had it for so long. Possession is nine-tenths of the law and all that.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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