Funnyman37's definitions

Hoe In Boots

Any basic slutty whore who wears Ugg boots. She usually sucks dick in the bathroom stalls.

"Yo you see that hoe in boots over there?" "Yea bro I heard she gave Tommy head in the bathroom stall."

by Funnyman37 November 2, 2016

Canton Wafflehouse

A sexual act when the man (or woman) shits in a waffle iron, cooks it, then forces his or her parter to eat half while fucking that partner with the remaining half.

"Did you hear? Dekoda gave Dustin a canton wafflehouse at the party last night."

by Funnyman37 November 1, 2016

Firetop

A sexual act in which a person covers their partners dick in liquor, sets it on fire, and sucks their dick, putting the fire out.

The moment when a carrot top gives you some firetop

by Funnyman37 November 2, 2016