What Would Aaron Vanover Do?
When one contemplates a situation and wants to determine their course of action, they simply ask what their thiccest, craziest homie would do in said position
Homie 1: bro, I’m gonna jump off this balcony
Homie 2: I don’t know man, it’s awful high and you’re awful thicc
Homie 1: wwavd?
Homie 2: he’d probably jump, and he’s the thiccest homie in the land, go ahead bro
What would a pirate do? A question of virtue asked by followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarians. The answer usually involves large quantities of grog or rum followed by the singing of many a sea shanty.