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What would a pirate do? A question of virtue asked by followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarians. The answer usually involves large quantities of grog or rum followed by the singing of many a sea shanty.
Lil Ricky: Man my girl just left me for another girl. I don't know what to do man.

Timbo: WWAPD bro?

Lil Ricky: Good point man let's get drunk and sing pirate songs.
WWAPD by crazycyrax June 5, 2009
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What Would Aaron Vanover Do?
When one contemplates a situation and wants to determine their course of action, they simply ask what their thiccest, craziest homie would do in said position
Homie 1: bro, I’m gonna jump off this balcony
Homie 2: I don’t know man, it’s awful high and you’re awful thicc
Homie 1: wwavd?
Homie 2: he’d probably jump, and he’s the thiccest homie in the land, go ahead bro
wwavd by kaiserevando September 5, 2020
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What Would Picard Do (reference to the captain on "Star Trek - The Next Generation")

Said whenever the answer is obvious
Q: "I'm having a hard time deciding whether to invade IRAQ - what do you think?"

A: "WWPD?"
wwpd by MaggiePixel July 26, 2008
Abbrevation for 'What would Asians Do?', referring most of the time to academic stuff.
When you can't solve a math problem, ask yourself: "WWAD?"
wwad by LeonC January 31, 2004
WWHPD stands for What Would Harry Potter do, so that nerds everywhere can understand what Harry would do in specific situations.
John: Dear life, This bald guy keeps telling me that he's going to kill me... what should I do?

Life: WWHPD?

John: Oh, thanks, I'll try to kill HIM!
wwhpd by Miss_Snape July 9, 2010
What Would Aaron Vanover do
Man, idk If I want to get stoned tonight”

“Wwavd?”
wwavd by Dhidnd September 5, 2020
What Would Aaron Hernandez Do?

Aaron Hernandez was a former NFL player. When disrespected, He was Prone to Violence,
Matt : “That Dick knocked over our whole table of drinks, and didn’t say shit. “
Ed: “WWAHD? Aaron Hernandez would stab a MF’er ! In the neck. What you gonna do?”
WWAHD by FF-Ed February 8, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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