A basic log that comes out of your ass feeling like you've given birth to a friggin' porcupine. Painful.
by LeonC December 15, 2002

One of the greatest sport comics ever, about a high school basketball team. The main character's headstrong determination and lack of self consciousness will become the spirit of this team.
by LeonC August 03, 2003

Phrase used to dismiss someone, most likely directed at a male to get rid of him from a conversation.
Mason Fagpuppet: Oh my god! Did you like, see the new show on TV?
Johnny Rocketfingers: Shut up woman, the men are talking right now. Go get me a pop.
Johnny Rocketfingers: Shut up woman, the men are talking right now. Go get me a pop.
by LeonC June 10, 2003

Afraid to take a dump on public toilets because of their unsanitary nature. A common phobia in most people except for trailer park people and hobos that give out rimjobs.
by LeonC December 15, 2002

by LeonC January 31, 2004
