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What would Kirk do?

Reference to the infamous Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the starship Enterprise on the television series Star Trek and his creative solutions to seemingly impossible situations, problems, and interpersonal impasses.

WWKD suggests the solution to a problem lies in the question of "what would Captain Kirk do in my situation?"
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Cadet 1: I'm facing an impossible test tomorrow with no way to win, only ways to lose well. But I hate to lose. What do I do?
Cadet 2: WWKD?
Cadet 1: Break into the Academy computer systems and reprogram the test to add a victory option!
Cadet 2: Brilliant.

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First Officer: Pirates have disabled us and plan to take our ship! We have no way of fighting back. What do we do?
Captain: WWKD?
First Officer: Let them board us and then blow up the ship and them with it as we escape!
Captain: You have your orders.
by CaptFrost October 24, 2010
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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What Would King Do

A phrase meaning "what would JIMMY the king do" from the movie "ready to rumble" featuring real life pro wrestlers
dude, i got you a bracelet.

.um....wicked?

no man it says "what would king do"
by Ray November 12, 2003
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What would Kanye do?
Must have annoyed a few people last night or else offended them with my douchebaggery?! Then I thought to my self WWKD?
by theusual... September 14, 2009
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What would kesha do?
Girl one : I don't know what to wear tonight
Girl two : wwkd
Girl one : who the f*** knows, she's crazy!
by keepmepartyingtilltheam December 26, 2010
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Phrase or personal inquiry intended to guide the individual who invokes it down a path of longevity, prosperity, personal courage, self-respect, epic leadership, hedonism and winning. When faced with a dilemma simply ask yourself, β€œWhat would Kirk do?” He would lead from the front. He will win at any cost. He will boldly go where no man has gone before. Seek out new worlds and civilizations and shag a new alien race every other week.
Dilemma: There's a new exchange student at school. WWKD?
Answer: He'd shag her, and make sure he did it in such a way that she wanted more.

Dilemma: There's a dangerous trip to an unexplored region. WWKD?
Answer: He'd lead the group going in and bring along his best friends.
by Wildango April 17, 2011
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A spin off from WWJD....What Would Jesus Do...is this Trekie acronym...What Would Kirk Do? in honor of Capt. James T. Kirk.
The good lookin' green babe is coming on to me...WWKD?(What Would Kirk Do?)
by GSW2639 October 24, 2009
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