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What The Fuck Would Jesus Do? A snarky reaction by non-fundies to the trend amongst some self-righteous fundamentalist Christians to wear apparel with the motto WWJD (What Would Jesus Do).
"...so I had to make a choice, the stripper or the joint. I was unsure, so I thought to myself, WTFWJD?"
WTFWJD by mae January 19, 2004
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meaning "What The Fuck Would Jesus Do"

and a fantastic song by the incredible band I Set My Friends On Fire.
I couldn't decide so i asked myself WTFWJD

boy: have you heard WTFWJD by ISFMOF?
girl: yes it's fucking fantastic!
WTFWJD by ErinError March 1, 2009
Acronym for "What the fuck would Jesus do"
I am really at a crossroads in my life I wonder WTFWJD?
WTFWJD by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007
What-The-Fuck-Would-Jesus-Do?
This acronym has been used to mock and also used in completely opposite circumstances that a Christian would to reply with wwjd.
It is also a popular song by the band ISMFOF. I-Set-My-Friends-On-Fire.
"So, there was a passed out girl in my bed. I had to make the right choice on what to do. So I simply said to myself, WTFWJD?
WTFWJD by gotthatfromyomomma June 5, 2009

WTFWJDFAKB 

Short for What The Fuck Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar. The illegitimate child of WTF (What The Fuck), WWJD (What Would Jesus Do), and What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar, from the Klondike bar commercials. Used as an adjective for a type of question, usually an All-Consuming question. Usually accompanied with an -ing suffix.
Jim: How big is the universe?

Ted: Stop WTFWJDFAKBing. It pisses me off.
WTFWJDFAKB by ChaosHazard April 13, 2009
an acronym simply meaning "What the fuck would jesus do"

often used as an extreme version of wwjd, or used to mock/make fun of the christians who say that.
bob: hey joe! you want some mary jane

joe: no dude, just think wtfwjd.
WTFWJD by Dan62 April 4, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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