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WTFWJD 

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What The Fuck Would Jesus Do? A snarky reaction by non-fundies to the trend amongst some self-righteous fundamentalist Christians to wear apparel with the motto WWJD (What Would Jesus Do).
"...so I had to make a choice, the stripper or the joint. I was unsure, so I thought to myself, WTFWJD?"
WTFWJD by mae January 19, 2004
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WTFWJD 

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meaning "What The Fuck Would Jesus Do"

and a fantastic song by the incredible band I Set My Friends On Fire.
I couldn't decide so i asked myself WTFWJD

boy: have you heard WTFWJD by ISFMOF?
girl: yes it's fucking fantastic!
WTFWJD by ErinError March 1, 2009

WTFWJD 

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Acronym for "What the fuck would Jesus do"
I am really at a crossroads in my life I wonder WTFWJD?
WTFWJD by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007

WTFWJD 

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What-The-Fuck-Would-Jesus-Do?
This acronym has been used to mock and also used in completely opposite circumstances that a Christian would to reply with wwjd.
It is also a popular song by the band ISMFOF. I-Set-My-Friends-On-Fire.
"So, there was a passed out girl in my bed. I had to make the right choice on what to do. So I simply said to myself, WTFWJD?
WTFWJD by gotthatfromyomomma June 5, 2009

WTFWJDFAKB 

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Short for What The Fuck Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar. The illegitimate child of WTF (What The Fuck), WWJD (What Would Jesus Do), and What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar, from the Klondike bar commercials. Used as an adjective for a type of question, usually an All-Consuming question. Usually accompanied with an -ing suffix.
Jim: How big is the universe?

Ted: Stop WTFWJDFAKBing. It pisses me off.
WTFWJDFAKB by ChaosHazard April 13, 2009

WTFWJD 

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an acronym simply meaning "What the fuck would jesus do"

often used as an extreme version of wwjd, or used to mock/make fun of the christians who say that.
bob: hey joe! you want some mary jane

joe: no dude, just think wtfwjd.
WTFWJD by Dan62 April 4, 2008
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