!BlackDeath!'s definitions

cluftery

A political correct shortening for "cluster fuckery". Can be used in a positive or derogative manner.

Derogative - to be chaotic, unorganized, without resoltuion

Positive - hanging out, fucking off, getting into trouble

Derogative: This project is full of cluftery and will never get done on time.

Positive: So what kind of cluftery are you up for this weekend?

by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007

piss washing

When a male attempts to remove fecal remnants from a toilet (underside of seat, lid, bowl, etc) via his piss stream.

1) Jesus Christ someone splatter shat all over the toilet. I gave a valiant effort to piss wash it but my efforts were futile and now my prostate is sore.

2) I gave that sucker a helluva piss washing but it's still dirty as a truck stop whore.

by !BlackDeath! June 25, 2009

cluster fuckery

1) The act of a chaotic, uncontrollable, frazy time - usually related to wreaking havoc in the name of fun.

2) Scenario's - generally work related - that show zero sign of positivity and follow the trend of bad to worse.

1) Are you down for some cluster fuckery this weekend?

2) This project is so full of cluster fuckery we'll never get done in time.

by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007

ud whore

Short for Urban Dictionary Whore. Someone who spends every waking moment trying to add funny words to this site usually failing miserably.

Christ Jeff is such a ud whore.

by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007

Clock Sucker

An hourly paid employee who performs at the bare minimum drawing the job out longer than needed to collect excessive overtime pay.

Ed is the biggest clock sucker I've ever seen! It's taken him 12 hours to image that PC!

by !BlackDeath! November 12, 2007

secret smell

The aroma that you are presented with the moment you enter a restroom.

I ran into the restoom only to be confronted by the most God awful secret smell.

by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007

bandwidth nazi

1) The guy in IT who is in charge of the Internet content filter at work - making your life hell because you can't surf for anything cool.

2) The guy who is tying up the network with excessive bit torrent traffic at work making it impossible to accomplish anything work related.

1) All I want to do is check my fucking gmail and the bandwidth nazi has the site blocked!

2) Why the fuck can't I get webmail to load!? Which one of your bandwidth nazi's is downloading again!?

by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007