Definitions by !BlackDeath!
piss washing
When a male attempts to remove fecal remnants from a toilet (underside of seat, lid, bowl, etc) via his piss stream.
1) Jesus Christ someone splatter shat all over the toilet. I gave a valiant effort to piss wash it but my efforts were futile and now my prostate is sore.
2) I gave that sucker a helluva piss washing but it's still dirty as a truck stop whore.
2) I gave that sucker a helluva piss washing but it's still dirty as a truck stop whore.
piss washing by !BlackDeath! June 25, 2009
WTFWJD
WTFWJD by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007
bandwidth nazi
1) The guy in IT who is in charge of the Internet content filter at work - making your life hell because you can't surf for anything cool.
2) The guy who is tying up the network with excessive bit torrent traffic at work making it impossible to accomplish anything work related.
2) The guy who is tying up the network with excessive bit torrent traffic at work making it impossible to accomplish anything work related.
1) All I want to do is check my fucking gmail and the bandwidth nazi has the site blocked!
2) Why the fuck can't I get webmail to load!? Which one of your bandwidth nazi's is downloading again!?
2) Why the fuck can't I get webmail to load!? Which one of your bandwidth nazi's is downloading again!?
bandwidth nazi by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007
worrenting
The act of using / downloading / uploading bit torrents while at work. Work-torrenting aka worrenting to worrent.
What did you accomplish today Scott?
Well I was worrenting all day and got my share ratio up to 140:1 That is until the bandwidth nazi put an end to it.
Well I was worrenting all day and got my share ratio up to 140:1 That is until the bandwidth nazi put an end to it.
worrenting by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007
secret smell
secret smell by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007
fecal surprise
The shocking horror that awaits you in a restroom stall aka assplosion aka phantom shit.
Having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.
Having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.
fecal surprise by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007
ud whore
Short for Urban Dictionary Whore. Someone who spends every waking moment trying to add funny words to this site usually failing miserably.
ud whore by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007