1) The guy in IT who is in charge of the Internet content filter at work - making your life hell because you can't surf for anything cool.
2) The guy who is tying up the network with excessive bit torrent traffic at work making it impossible to accomplish anything work related.
2) The guy who is tying up the network with excessive bit torrent traffic at work making it impossible to accomplish anything work related.
1) All I want to do is check my fucking gmail and the bandwidth nazi has the site blocked!
2) Why the fuck can't I get webmail to load!? Which one of your bandwidth nazi's is downloading again!?
2) Why the fuck can't I get webmail to load!? Which one of your bandwidth nazi's is downloading again!?
by !BlackDeath! November 15, 2007
A political correct shortening for "cluster fuckery". Can be used in a positive or derogative manner.
Derogative - to be chaotic, unorganized, without resoltuion
Positive - hanging out, fucking off, getting into trouble
Derogative - to be chaotic, unorganized, without resoltuion
Positive - hanging out, fucking off, getting into trouble
Derogative: This project is full of cluftery and will never get done on time.
Positive: So what kind of cluftery are you up for this weekend?
Positive: So what kind of cluftery are you up for this weekend?
by !BlackDeath! November 12, 2007
When a male attempts to remove fecal remnants from a toilet (underside of seat, lid, bowl, etc) via his piss stream.
1) Jesus Christ someone splatter shat all over the toilet. I gave a valiant effort to piss wash it but my efforts were futile and now my prostate is sore.
2) I gave that sucker a helluva piss washing but it's still dirty as a truck stop whore.
2) I gave that sucker a helluva piss washing but it's still dirty as a truck stop whore.
by !BlackDeath! June 25, 2009
An hourly paid employee who performs at the bare minimum drawing the job out longer than needed to collect excessive overtime pay.
by !BlackDeath! November 12, 2007
The shocking horror that awaits you in a restroom stall aka assplosion aka phantom shit.
Having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.
Having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.
by !BlackDeath! November 15, 2007
1) The act of a chaotic, uncontrollable, frazy time - usually related to wreaking havoc in the name of fun.
2) Scenario's - generally work related - that show zero sign of positivity and follow the trend of bad to worse.
2) Scenario's - generally work related - that show zero sign of positivity and follow the trend of bad to worse.
1) Are you down for some cluster fuckery this weekend?
2) This project is so full of cluster fuckery we'll never get done in time.
2) This project is so full of cluster fuckery we'll never get done in time.
by !BlackDeath! November 12, 2007
The act of using / downloading / uploading bit torrents while at work. Work-torrenting aka worrenting to worrent.
What did you accomplish today Scott?
Well I was worrenting all day and got my share ratio up to 140:1 That is until the bandwidth nazi put an end to it.
Well I was worrenting all day and got my share ratio up to 140:1 That is until the bandwidth nazi put an end to it.
by !BlackDeath! November 15, 2007