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WTFWJDFAKB 

Short for What The Fuck Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar. The illegitimate child of WTF (What The Fuck), WWJD (What Would Jesus Do), and What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar, from the Klondike bar commercials. Used as an adjective for a type of question, usually an All-Consuming question. Usually accompanied with an -ing suffix.
Jim: How big is the universe?

Ted: Stop WTFWJDFAKBing. It pisses me off.
WTFWJDFAKB by ChaosHazard April 13, 2009
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WTFWJDFAKB 

Short for What The Fuck Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar. The illegitimate child of WTF (What The Fuck), WWJD (What Would Jesus Do), and What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar, from the Klondike bar commercials. Used as an adjective for a type of question, usually an All-Consuming question. Usually accompanied with an -ing suffix.
Jim: How big is the universe?

Ted: Stop WTFWJDFAKBing. It pisses me off.
WTFWJDFAKB by ChaosHazard April 13, 2009
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WWJDFAKB 

An acronym for one of the greatest philosophical questions ever asked. What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar? Considering Jesus lived in a fairly warm environment, and everyone enjoys the taste of a Klondike Bar, it is assumed he would do anything for one. However, not ever tasting one before, it is impossible to conjecture whether he would find a Klondike Bar delicious. No one will ever know.
Tom: Well now that I have my degree from Harvard, I can pretty much say I know everything.
Hater: Really? Well let me ask you this: WWJDFAKB?
Tom: Uhh...
WWJDFAKB by Kai as a Kite September 16, 2007

WWJDFAKB 

Abbreviation: "What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar?"
WWJDFAKB by Eeyore13 April 4, 2003