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What The Fuck Would Jesus Do? A snarky reaction by non-fundies to the trend amongst some self-righteous fundamentalist Christians to wear apparel with the motto WWJD (What Would Jesus Do).
"...so I had to make a choice, the stripper or the joint. I was unsure, so I thought to myself, WTFWJD?"
by mae January 19, 2004
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meaning "What The Fuck Would Jesus Do"

and a fantastic song by the incredible band I Set My Friends On Fire.
I couldn't decide so i asked myself WTFWJD

boy: have you heard WTFWJD by ISFMOF?
girl: yes it's fucking fantastic!
by ErinError March 01, 2009
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What-The-Fuck-Would-Jesus-Do?
This acronym has been used to mock and also used in completely opposite circumstances that a Christian would to reply with wwjd.
It is also a popular song by the band ISMFOF. I-Set-My-Friends-On-Fire.
"So, there was a passed out girl in my bed. I had to make the right choice on what to do. So I simply said to myself, WTFWJD?
by gotthatfromyomomma June 05, 2009
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Guy 1: Lets stab this baby with a fork!

Guy 2: Dude, WTF WJD?

Guy 1: You're right... a SPOON!
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an acronym simply meaning "What the fuck would jesus do"

often used as an extreme version of wwjd, or used to mock/make fun of the christians who say that.
bob: hey joe! you want some mary jane

joe: no dude, just think wtfwjd.
by Dan62 April 04, 2008
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