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wtf-ing my way through life 

Saying WTF to every slight inconvenience/ situation that happens to you
FRIEND1: Your girl out cheatin!
FRIEND2: WTF!

FRIEND1: is that your crush holding hands with mike!
FRIEND2: WTFFF!

FRIEND1: wanna play 2k?
FRIEND2: HELL YEA! * proceeds to take an L *

FRIEND2 : at this point i'm just wtf-ing my way through life

Wtfingers 

An expression you use when you have just typed something entirely unintelligible or when you type one word when you meant to type another. Usually due to other things on your mind at the time.

Comparable to a Freudian slip of the fingers.
Bill: check out my girlfriend's new picture -link-
Bob: hmm, i dont remember seeing that tits before.
Bob: and by tits, i meant shirt...
Bob: wtfingers.
Bill: >:(
Wtfingers by Omega192 October 6, 2009
WTFing stands for the times when you are confused about a situation and become angered by it and outwardly show your anger by throwing a fit
Sam and Holly were WTFing why the german final had so many things that they didn't understand

wtfing by Holly_S January 24, 2007
when you are too tired to function.. like waking up on monday and going to work,school,weddings, w/e
also can be used as wtfed
Jeff- dude i totally wtfed through that meeting
Ernest- i was wtfing through church today
wtfing by Racoonhat October 29, 2008

wtfingshit 

1. Sort but sweet way to rage
( should mainly be used to computer use)
1. WTFINGSHIT , I KILLED YOU BITCH , I KILLED YOU FIRST , SUCK MY DAMN DICK U MOTHERFUCKINGDICKWADISOURS
wtfingshit by Blaze-san November 2, 2011
WHAT THE FUCKING EVER
JUSTIN BIEBER & SELENA GOMEZ BROKE UP, WTFINGE!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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