Definitions by Omega192

Wtfingers 

An expression you use when you have just typed something entirely unintelligible or when you type one word when you meant to type another. Usually due to other things on your mind at the time.

Comparable to a Freudian slip of the fingers.

Bill: check out my girlfriend's new picture -link-
Bob: hmm, i dont remember seeing that tits before.
Bob: and by tits, i meant shirt...
Bob: wtfingers.
Bill: >:(

Wtfingers by Omega192 October 6, 2009

Mreasts 

Combination of "man" and "breasts". Used to describe the fat that collects on an obese man's chest that somewhat resembles female breasts.

A.J. had mreasts so large, he was able to stash his pencils underneath them.

Mreasts by Omega192 June 17, 2009