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Wtfingers 

An expression you use when you have just typed something entirely unintelligible or when you type one word when you meant to type another. Usually due to other things on your mind at the time.

Comparable to a Freudian slip of the fingers.
Bill: check out my girlfriend's new picture -link-
Bob: hmm, i dont remember seeing that tits before.
Bob: and by tits, i meant shirt...
Bob: wtfingers.
Bill: >:(
Wtfingers by Omega192 October 6, 2009
WTFing stands for the times when you are confused about a situation and become angered by it and outwardly show your anger by throwing a fit
Sam and Holly were WTFing why the german final had so many things that they didn't understand

wtfing by Holly_S January 24, 2007
when you are too tired to function.. like waking up on monday and going to work,school,weddings, w/e
also can be used as wtfed
Jeff- dude i totally wtfed through that meeting
Ernest- i was wtfing through church today
wtfing by Racoonhat October 29, 2008

wtfingshit 

1. Sort but sweet way to rage
( should mainly be used to computer use)
1. WTFINGSHIT , I KILLED YOU BITCH , I KILLED YOU FIRST , SUCK MY DAMN DICK U MOTHERFUCKINGDICKWADISOURS
wtfingshit by Blaze-san November 2, 2011
moving up and down from side to side pointlessly looking up with a retarded face after wining an argumant
dude why are you wtfing because i just fucked your face up
wtfing by bananawhore May 9, 2014
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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