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Wtfingers 

An expression you use when you have just typed something entirely unintelligible or when you type one word when you meant to type another. Usually due to other things on your mind at the time.

Comparable to a Freudian slip of the fingers.
Bill: check out my girlfriend's new picture -link-
Bob: hmm, i dont remember seeing that tits before.
Bob: and by tits, i meant shirt...
Bob: wtfingers.
Bill: >:(
Wtfingers by Omega192 October 6, 2009
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wingers perk 

same as a reacharound
"I havnt had a wingers perk since I left the Army"
wingers perk by tockley July 13, 2009
Another term for ecstasy, MDMA, E's, etc. The phrase can often refer to at least 20 tablets, or "wingers", often neatly wrapped up in cling film. Also, can possibly be used as a personal name.
"Run down to Lego and get a load of wingers"

"Ye nat on the wingers t'nite then mucker?"

"Them wingers gat me fucking chin bar walloped!!!!"

"Have ya seen Wingers about lately then?"
wingers by Kunstable January 20, 2008

F-Wingers 

A talented group of students located in the art wing of a high school that becomes family. Everyone gets along and everyone has their own outlet.
The F-wingers are the most awesomest and creative people I know.
F-Wingers by Doglover2015 November 2, 2020
the state of having sauce covered fingers during the consumption of chicken wings
"i can't text right now, i've got wingers"
"dude, i need a napkin for my wingers"
"i have to type with my pinkies cause of my wingers"
wingers by j0nthegreat October 18, 2013
Lifting of the shirt to show off breasts, so named due the arm motion being similar to that of the chicken dance. This is often seen during Mardi Gras or in a Girls Gone Wild Video.
Did you see all the wingers in that video.

She must done some major wingers for those beads.
wingers by mxjx May 6, 2009
WHAT THE FUCKING EVER
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Failure Shower 

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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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I hit a real purple patch.

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