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wondering 

a something that saiki k does not need to do
wondering is not an option for me, i am saiki k
wondering by yours, pseudynom January 10, 2021

Wondering Wanker 

A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.
Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!

Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...
Wondering Wanker by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010

wondering willy

a type of marijuana that is brown with a lot of crystals on it its effects when intoxicated tends to make your mind wonder originated in the south west region of Ontario
i smoked some wondering willy last night ...it made me think alot
wondering willy by pullmycard May 25, 2008

wondering what to wear 

When someone is just sitting there doing absolutely nothing, or next to nothing (e.g., doing something so useless they might as well be doing nothing). Just thinkin', wondering what to wear.
*playing Left 4 Dead with a couple of friends and a bot, when suddenly I'm downed*
Bot: *standing over me, doing nothing, and definitely not reviving me*
Me: "Bot, please—what the hell is it doing, man?"
Friend: "He's wondering what to wear."

wondering hand syndrome 

when a persons hands start wondering where they shouldn't
i just wanted to make out but he had wondering hand syndrome
wondering hand syndrome by feltup October 2, 2009

wondering zombie 

a wondering zombie is when you cum into a girls eyes and then punch her in the neck making her wonder around the room gasping for air,blindly. like a zombie
wondering zombie by loaf56231 October 2, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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