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WITNO
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WITNO
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Fauchovah's Witness
A member of the Covidian sect of cultish apologists who fervently adhere to the teachings and mandates of the one and only true Fauchovah.
"Do NOT confuse Fauchovah's Witnesses with JWs."
"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"
"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"
Fauchovah's Witness by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023
Line Without A Hook
The best song to cry to by Ricky Montgomery
Or
Saying that you have no purpose or that you feel useless
Or
Saying that you have no purpose or that you feel useless
Person 1: yo what song did you have on repeat last night
Person 2: Line Without A Hook by Ricky Montgomery
Or
Person 1: hey what’s wrong
Person 2: I just feel like a line without a hook
Person 2: Line Without A Hook by Ricky Montgomery
Or
Person 1: hey what’s wrong
Person 2: I just feel like a line without a hook
Line Without A Hook by Anita Head November 26, 2020
winos shoes
Winos shoes - slang term for Zig Zag Classic Mens Canvas Wino in Vintage Retro Fashion.
These shoes were so cheap that winos could afford them , they come in a variety of colors and even two-tone color scheme.
When Zig-Zag shoes first rolled out slip on and lace up canvas shoes, everyone from skate-boarding youth, homeless people, train hoppers and anyone in between started gravitating towards Zig Zags
Some people like to pair them
With Pendleton board shirts and
Either dickies ,blue Jeans or ben davis pants
For an old skool west coast look.
Tip , it helps to say Zig Zag Winos shoes so people don't think your talking about The most iconic rolling paper on earth, known for its slow burn and rolling ease.
These shoes were so cheap that winos could afford them , they come in a variety of colors and even two-tone color scheme.
When Zig-Zag shoes first rolled out slip on and lace up canvas shoes, everyone from skate-boarding youth, homeless people, train hoppers and anyone in between started gravitating towards Zig Zags
Some people like to pair them
With Pendleton board shirts and
Either dickies ,blue Jeans or ben davis pants
For an old skool west coast look.
Tip , it helps to say Zig Zag Winos shoes so people don't think your talking about The most iconic rolling paper on earth, known for its slow burn and rolling ease.
Winos shoes, short for winos aka
Zig zags not to be confused with the
Rolling wraps are cheap affordable shoes that even alcoholics can afford.
ZIG ZAG believes that fashion should never follow a straight line. Since 1976, we have defied expectations and embraced the strange and varied following of our timelessly hip, affordable footwear.
Kick back with shoes that redefine casual and cool
Zig zags not to be confused with the
Rolling wraps are cheap affordable shoes that even alcoholics can afford.
ZIG ZAG believes that fashion should never follow a straight line. Since 1976, we have defied expectations and embraced the strange and varied following of our timelessly hip, affordable footwear.
Kick back with shoes that redefine casual and cool
winos shoes by Blu_leef November 12, 2022
Witness Protection
Witness Protection by Pigeon_builder June 24, 2021
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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