When someone has been made into a victim by being tricked into witnessing something so absolutely unimaginably horrifying that the image will forever be burned into their memory
He's never been the same since he witnitized his parents having sex.
She was witnitized when that weirdo flashed her in the park.
Being witnitized is the worst! That image will forever be burned into your brain.
An 8th grade science teacher from The Midwest who loves her rocks. She's been teaching for over 30 years, and looks older, and is tougher than most of her rocks.
Hey did you take that test for Dr. Witnock?
Yeah, it was prettyhard.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.