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a white man behaving like a coulerd
he grew up with coulerds, he is a witnot
witnot by whitedickchick753 September 13, 2021
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witnot witno Witnit "Winnots" WATNOT Wignot wilnot winnot winotice Witiot
A turd nugget which 'wil-not' budge from your anus, even when wiped on many occasions.
'LOOK there is a wilnot stuck to that rabbit's arsehole!'
wilnot by Han, Ju n El January 20, 2007
What In The Name Of Cunt.

Used frequently in IRC chatrooms and Counter-Stike games and especially by members of #uk.wes and #inthebuff.
Chris0 - I mind the time Binman stole my powah and seat at the LAN.

Binman - WITNOC
WITNOC by SkinnyBinman October 10, 2004
Usually means 'What In The Name Of Fuck', with a question mark sometimes added to emphasise the point.
witnof by P3T3R October 31, 2006

Witnitized 

When someone has been made into a victim by being tricked into witnessing something so absolutely unimaginably horrifying that the image will forever be burned into their memory
He's never been the same since he witnitized his parents having sex.

She was witnitized when that weirdo flashed her in the park.

Being witnitized is the worst! That image will forever be burned into your brain.
Witnitized by I am Multiplied February 1, 2017

dr. witnock 

An 8th grade science teacher from The Midwest who loves her rocks. She's been teaching for over 30 years, and looks older, and is tougher than most of her rocks.
Hey did you take that test for Dr. Witnock?
Yeah, it was pretty hard.
dr. witnock by Megfowler1 October 18, 2015