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a white man behaving like a coulerd
he grew up with coulerds, he is a witnot
witnot by whitedickchick753 September 13, 2021
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witnot witno Witnit "Winnots" WATNOT Wignot wilnot winnot winotice Witiot
A turd nugget which 'wil-not' budge from your anus, even when wiped on many occasions.
'LOOK there is a wilnot stuck to that rabbit's arsehole!'
wilnot by Han, Ju n El January 20, 2007
What In The Name Of Cunt.

Used frequently in IRC chatrooms and Counter-Stike games and especially by members of #uk.wes and #inthebuff.
Chris0 - I mind the time Binman stole my powah and seat at the LAN.

Binman - WITNOC
WITNOC by SkinnyBinman October 10, 2004
Usually means 'What In The Name Of Fuck', with a question mark sometimes added to emphasise the point.
Person 1: I like cheese

Person 2: WITNOF?
witnof by P3T3R October 31, 2006

Witnitized 

When someone has been made into a victim by being tricked into witnessing something so absolutely unimaginably horrifying that the image will forever be burned into their memory
He's never been the same since he witnitized his parents having sex.

She was witnitized when that weirdo flashed her in the park.

Being witnitized is the worst! That image will forever be burned into your brain.
Witnitized by I am Multiplied February 1, 2017

dr. witnock 

An 8th grade science teacher from The Midwest who loves her rocks. She's been teaching for over 30 years, and looks older, and is tougher than most of her rocks.
Hey did you take that test for Dr. Witnock?
Yeah, it was pretty hard.
dr. witnock by Megfowler1 October 18, 2015
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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