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Witnog - What in the name of god.

Saying it when you see something so outrageous
Ste: look at the car over there its got a cheese on top
Dave: Witnog
Ste: Witnog?
Dave: What in the name of god.
Ste: Da!
Witnog by stuntbam April 28, 2010
Words you can keep
What In The Name Of Cunt.

Used frequently in IRC chatrooms and Counter-Stike games and especially by members of #uk.wes and #inthebuff.
Chris0 - I mind the time Binman stole my powah and seat at the LAN.

Binman - WITNOC
WITNOC by SkinnyBinman October 10, 2004
Related Words
Usually means 'What In The Name Of Fuck', with a question mark sometimes added to emphasise the point.
Person 1: I like cheese

Person 2: WITNOF?
witnof by P3T3R October 31, 2006

dr. witnock 

An 8th grade science teacher from The Midwest who loves her rocks. She's been teaching for over 30 years, and looks older, and is tougher than most of her rocks.
Hey did you take that test for Dr. Witnock?
Yeah, it was pretty hard.
dr. witnock by Megfowler1 October 18, 2015

winography 

A photo of something that is pure win.
*picture of an old man looking at porn at a library*

Dude, that is some primo winography right there.
winography by Dayuum. October 15, 2010
you would not catch me witno socks & and sandels on
witno by michelle July 16, 2004
a discrimationary term for a wigga (white guy wanting to be black) derrived from nignog. created by some random guy in garboldisham
timmy: oi you wignog get back here...
jimmy; piss off im no wignog you anus muncher
wignog by a wignog July 15, 2010
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