WITNOC

What In The Name Of Cunt.

Used frequently in IRC chatrooms and Counter-Stike games and especially by members of #uk.wes and #inthebuff.

Chris0 - I mind the time Binman stole my powah and seat at the LAN.

Binman - WITNOC

by SkinnyBinman October 10, 2004

witnof

Usually means 'What In The Name Of Fuck', with a question mark sometimes added to emphasise the point.

Person 1: I like cheese

Person 2: WITNOF?

by P3T3R October 31, 2006

witocondria

brownish animal, who lives on the galilean jungle, unique, hermaphrodite

have you seen the witocondria?

by luis_castro_08 September 16, 2007

dr. witnock

An 8th grade science teacher from The Midwest who loves her rocks. She's been teaching for over 30 years, and looks older, and is tougher than most of her rocks.

Hey did you take that test for Dr. Witnock?
Yeah, it was pretty hard.

by Megfowler1 October 18, 2015

Witnog

Witnog - What in the name of god.

Saying it when you see something so outrageous

Ste: look at the car over there its got a cheese on top
Dave: Witnog
Ste: Witnog?
Dave: What in the name of god.
Ste: Da!

by stuntbam April 28, 2010

Winocerious

Middle-aged cougar-like woman that lives on a strict diet of pills and wine, residing in upper-middle class suburban areas. Usually sits at home watching Oprah while their husbands work hard to pay for their Mercedes.

Holy Crap! That Winocerious just ran her Mercedes into that Taco Bell and then took off on foot!

by Chocolate Speed Bump January 29, 2010

winoceros

A person who takes extreme pride in their ability to recognize and describe the complexities of a particular wine by simply inserting their nose into a partially filled glass and sniffing.

After dramatically removing the bottle's cork, the arrogant sommelier poured a small amount of wine into my glass and then sardonically waited for me to examine it. Imagine his shock as he realized that I am a very competent winoceros, and thus quite skilled at identifying aromas and subsequently describing the various hints of chocolate, licorice, and blackberry that were present in the wine.

Lea enjoys attending wine tasting events because they give her an opportunity to exercise her nose and demonstrate exceptional abilities as a winoceros.

by Buzz Writeyear January 21, 2008