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Ben Willbond 

The guy from horrible histories, who isn’t Mat, Jim, Larry or Simon.
A certified legend and is known for his tweets such as ‘Crumbs.’ , ‘Whe....?’ and ‘Totes a tote.’
Have you heard of Ben Willbond?
Yes, is he the guy who only plays gay army men?
Yes.
Ben Willbond by trumanklack February 4, 2021
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A girl who is tall with long limbs and long hair, resembling that of a willow tree. Intended as a compliment.
Dude 1"Damn, look at that girl!"
Dude 2"Yea man, she's willowy."
Dude 1"Mmm...like the tree."
willowy by Waffles McFlavourflask February 24, 2014

John willmott 

A shit school wiv a racist head teacher who looks like hogwarts
John willmott by Beastty August 8, 2019

Willowen 

The bromance between Take That members Robbie Williams and Mark Owen.
''I love Mark's cock'' - Robbie Williams

''It makes me feel more complete, with Robbie next to me. So it doesn't bother me if we keep geting asked about him. I feel better when he's around.'' - Mark Owen

^ This is classed as Willowen.
Willowen by MissRW January 9, 2012
She's got a way to make you smile and warms any heart of stone, making it glow like a star on an indigo night. Her humor reaches in and tickles your soul and you find yourself falling completely under her trance. She's curious, smart, wise and has a sixth sense about people. Willow is someone who will be etched in your heart, mind and soul forever.
Willow: someone who every man would drop to his knees for.
Willow by thedevilspirate February 4, 2010

willow pape 

The bitch that comes up to you for no apprent reason making u lose followers and always tryin to fight you she's jealous because your kims friend and she's not willow is so basic
U talk to a guy that's willow papes boyfriend and she thinks your a stalker she's so basic
willow pape by Azhleynicole July 20, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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