Willnot

A little round ball of shit (and/or bumwad) stuck in the hair of the crack of your ass and WILLNOT come out.

I gotta trim the hair in my ass crack 'cuz I keep gettin willnots. I really had to reef on 'em last time I wiped my butt, they were so tangled up.

Willnot by jimco December 28, 2005

Willnot

n:A small, usually compact, clump of shit that willnot depart itself from your asshole.

"How was your day today?"

Willnot by Will April 7, 2003

willnot

A small ball of fecal matter which WILL NOT (hence the name) seem to desire to leave the hair around your anal cavity.

My ass doesn't feel right... I must have a willnot or two.

willnot by nick February 9, 2004

Willnot

An amount of feces that remains on your ass hair that will not come off around your anus that have dried that you could not wipe off properly and it hurst to pull them off.

Damn! Those freaking burrito's gave me some damn willnots! I wiped but I can't walk without the friction pulling on my ass hairs!

Willnot by sneakyteaky August 12, 2006

willnot

little bits of shit stuck to your ass hairs that will NOT wipe off. aka dingleberries aka clingons around Uranus (or Klingons around your anus

Emma finally agrees to give Rick a rimjob and exclaims, "WTF?? What's chewy?"

Rick grins evilly & says, "Sorry, forgot to scrape off the willnots!"

willnot by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 7, 2009

willnot

A piece of dried shit that gets caught in the hair around ones asshole due to inadequate wiping following a dump. They will not come out.

Dude 1: Hey, stop pickeng your ass
Dude 2: I cannot help it. These willnots are so annoying

willnot by backwash99 March 25, 2011

the manny will not be televised 

"The Manny will not be televised" is a phrase used as a chant for revolution, particularly in regards to police reformation. It was coined by user @themannyspotted on TikTok at an Oregon protest sometime in early-mid 2020, and is a reference to both the 1970 song/poem "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" by Gil Scott-Heron, and the Diary of a Wimpy Kid character Manny Heffley.

The phrase is typically used as either a chant at a police reformation/Black Lives Matter protest, or as a social media caption for pictures of political graffiti featuring Manny Heffley's head, in support of the movement.

"See that Black Lives Matter graffiti? The Manny will not be televised!"

the manny will not be televised by lolunala July 1, 2020