A mentally retarded Shit Stained Schumacher that is my great uncle. We call him SNUF (Special Needs Uncle Fred). He is the legend that supplies us with our SNUF Bags with 20 packets of lovely Hill Biscuits in each one. When there is a beeping noise that is really getting on his nerves, he will decribe it as "BANG, BANG, BANG!" while using the F word excessively. He has an unbeleivably high amount of certain household objects such as: 84 bog rolls, 13 bags of sugar, 100 yellow dusters for drying the pots and for his cap, 1100 tea bags, 800 weetabix, and 100 packets of Hill biscuits.

A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

aussie slang for a top bloke, a true blue aussie

common aussie nickname for anyone with the surname williamson
wilson etc
popularised by country singer john williamson who sings the unofficial aussie anthem "true blue"

Aussie slang for an absolute arsehole

To completely trump and one-up any story ever told by your friends, family, or complete stranger you just met. You are basically the greatest person alive.

Super attractive lady who is exceptionally funny and good with men.