pepe 1: yo dude im driving down to willcox to hang out at the railroad tracks somefag 2: fuck that dude i heard that place sucks ass
somecoolguy 3: hell no man dog
The paste-like mixture of ball sweat, dead skin, and underwear lint that accumulates in the deepest folds of the groin after a long, humid day. Neither fully liquid nor fully solid, a Willcox is usually discovered accidentally and always with immediate regret.
“I scratched my leg during the meeting and accidentally came back with a full Willcox under my fingernail.”
One who has a strang tendency to jerk himself or other people from out of nowhere especially in awkward situations e.g. School, airplane, vet, bus and much more.
Dude 1"Dude a Random dude Ethan wilcoxed me in class."
Dude 2 "Really the same happened to me but on the bus."
Dude 1 "Do you think it was the same guy."
Dude 2 "Probably."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.