Definitions by trumanklack

Hephaestion 

Alexander the Great’s lover. The only thing that ever defeated Alexander was Hephaestion’s thighs.

That is Hephaestion Amyntoros, Alexander the Great’s advisor and lover.

Hephaestion by trumanklack April 5, 2021

hephaestion 

Alexander the Greats’ very cute fiancé who Alex loves with his whole heart and means the world to him. We love Hephaestion.

Have you seen Hephaestion? He’s the coolest person to exist ever!

hephaestion by trumanklack April 5, 2021

Ben Willbond 

The guy from horrible histories, who isn’t Mat, Jim, Larry or Simon.
A certified legend and is known for his tweets such as ‘Crumbs.’ , ‘Whe....?’ and ‘Totes a tote.’

Have you heard of Ben Willbond?
Yes, is he the guy who only plays gay army men?
Yes.

Ben Willbond by trumanklack February 4, 2021