trumanklack's definitions

Hephaestion

Alexander the Great’s lover. The only thing that ever defeated Alexander was Hephaestion’s thighs.

That is Hephaestion Amyntoros, Alexander the Great’s advisor and lover.

by trumanklack April 5, 2021

Ben Willbond

The guy from horrible histories, who isn’t Mat, Jim, Larry or Simon.
A certified legend and is known for his tweets such as ‘Crumbs.’ , ‘Whe....?’ and ‘Totes a tote.’

Have you heard of Ben Willbond?
Yes, is he the guy who only plays gay army men?
Yes.

by trumanklack February 4, 2021

hephaestion

Alexander the Greats’ very cute fiancé who Alex loves with his whole heart and means the world to him. We love Hephaestion.

Have you seen Hephaestion? He’s the coolest person to exist ever!

by trumanklack April 5, 2021