whacksock

a cotton sock made to cover the human penis for warmth and or pleasure.

After an episode of Baywatch, I slipped on a whacksock and came to a conclusion.

by Sockmaster January 12, 2009

wanksock

a sock that you spit your man fat on..

last night my mum found my crusty fat stained wanksock stuffed down the side of the bed, I only been using it for a year and wasnt due a wash yet..

by Brent Waller August 12, 2004

wanksock

Whilst in the act of a white knuckle shuffle,having no tissue to hand using a conveniant sock to catch your seed so it doesn't stain the carpet

I was going through Frankies washing & out popped a crusty wanksock

by Francis B November 20, 2007

wanksock

A sock placed upon the penis as a masturbatory aid.

'Yesterday, I almost put my wanksock on by mistake.'

by Ozzle March 31, 2003

Whackbook

A computer that you mostly only use for watching porn. Cookies, history and malware don't matter because it gets used for nothing legit. That awkward moment when you realize you spent 1200 bucks on a masturbation aid.

"Dude, why do you have two laptops?"

"The black one's a whackbook."

by glubdammit December 12, 2012

whackshack

1.
Comes from the word "whack"
"whackshack" Is a term used to define someone unconventional almost to an insane degree. The kind of person that will jump off a 3 storey building into a bush to impress people can be refferred to as such.

2.
Also can mean the house or hang out area for people who are whack

1.
Person- Did you see jonathon run cross that busy street last night?

Other person- Yeah, he's a total whackshack.

2.
Come on boys, let's just leave them to go back to their whackshack

by LastDigit June 24, 2009

Whacktack

Whacktack is the defenition of the perfect man, the ideal person.

Well look who it is... It's Whacktack.
I want to be like Whacktack

by Whacktack April 15, 2022