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whack-fuck 

This term comes from the fact that average golfers tend so say these 2 words often.
Also a funny joke
What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?
A bad golfer goes - whack...fuck!
A bad skydiver goes - Fuck...Whack!
Golfer swings the club -"whack"
Golfer slices into the woods - "fuck!"

I've never taken a whack-fuck lesson in my life but these $1500 set of calloway's should lower my score.
whack-fuck by wetcoaster September 17, 2006
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whack-fuck 

a round of golf for the average person
"anyone up for some whack-fuck saturday morning?"
whack-fuck by C Mc May 5, 2006

Whack fuck 

An entertaining game wherein one yells 'whack' before hitting your bro in the balls. He'll yell 'fuck', thus ending the game.
Person one: "Whack!" *Smacks his balls*
Person two, curled over in pain: "Fuck!"
Person one: "Whack fuck is the best!"
Whack fuck by PossumPower4418 September 13, 2021

Whack fuck 

It when you whack off to make it hard before fuckin your cart mate. Don’t want your cart mate thinking you weren’t excited for the game
Ryman never played whack fuck before and now the whole group knows.
Whack fuck by anonymous April 17, 2025

Nut Fuck Whack Job 

"A person with an eccentric personality that has used shit loads of narcotics over their life, resulting in a swiss cheese brain effect that lends itself easily to OCD and other psychiatric disorders. Though irritating at times, they can be quite entertaining to those around them, like watching a drunk party clown wetting themselves."
"That bitch is a total Nut Fuck Whack Job!"
Nut Fuck Whack Job by Badass721 March 10, 2010

Fuck Whack 

The secreations found in and around the female genitals consisting of dried semen and vaginal discharge.
"I went down on her, but the fuck whack was too much!"
Fuck Whack by Neur0nauT June 2, 2005

wack fuck 

a state of mind or being that is so incredibly fucked in any direction, positive or negative, that there are no words other than “wack fuck”
“the Republican Party is so fucking wack fuck right now”
wack fuck by toasted_ac February 28, 2023